10/4 - Chris invites Quinn to MLP kids party

Some of the parents will probably laugh, some will just be confused and some will probably send him passive aggressive glances.

 

Holy shit. I know Chris has a history of interacting with kids at the game place and parks, but now he's going to show up to a party specifically for grade school girls? This is too good to be true.

Also, I'm pretty sure the adults in the area could immediately tell that he's retarded just by looking at his face. I don't think he's going to be treated like a diddler.

 

Absolutely. In all honesty, I think I've seen more people 16+ irl who do that MLP shit and only one child.......ever.

Goddamn, the last thing we need is some fedora-wearing MRA anon in the projection booth putting "For Julie's Eyes Only" on the projector and yelling along with it.

As Mimms & Lucas (the Rosencrantz & Guildenstern of Christory) have shown us, Chris interacting with children never ends well. My money is on him screaming at a 7-year-old girl after she beats him at some MLP-based trivia game.

 

Watch, Chris will start an argument with some girl over which is the better pony and make her cry. The parent will complain and get him kicked out. Hirtes will go on twitter and spam "Fatty makes kids cry he is a paedo and wants a MALE pony shirt down his throat! And he Will choke on it!"

 

In JQ’s eyes it’ll be Chris’s fault for lettin the trolls know exactly where they were, down to the time.

 

Does anyone actually think they will go through with this. I have a horrible feeling that this will turn into an autistic version of Thelma and Louise.

 

Hopefully there's no pony with donald duck's voice.

 

Yeah, Chris *really* needs to tread lightly here. Even beyond getting into an argument with a kid, if he interacts with any of the kids in his own little "Chris" way, and there happens to be a father there who sees Chris derping around with his kids, it could lead to trouble

 

I don't really see it either. I mean, there has been discussion before as to whether or not he can feel legitimate sexual urges for adults, so the fact that people accuse him of having them towards kids seems a bit too far-fetched in my eyes. My rule of thumb is to berate people for things they've already done, so this one seems strange to me as well.

 

Yes, but tell that to an overprotective parent.

 

We all understand this because we follow Chris the way we do. However, put yourself in the shoes of some parent who doesn't know who Chris is and has never heard of Sonichu or dang, dirty trolls. Many parents, in a somewhat sense of pseudo-narcissism, are convinced that their kids are so special and beautiful that everybody wants to molest them.

 

What

 

I have to agree here, but I have to wonder if Quinn will try to tone down his autism around the kids, or stir things up... eitherway we'll get more hints to her true nature.

 

We may know this but I don't think the parents will realize it.

 

Agreed. Imagine how well Chris calling some 7-year-old girl "darling" will go over with her father.

 

Chris will be wearing the horn and "pony" ears.

 

At this point they're like a second skin.

 

Third, you forgot the protective grease layer.

 

For the record, when I say acting "derpy", I don't mean in a predatory or pedo way. I just mean.....well, derpy. A lot of for instances were brought up here: Say, him getting into a shouting match with a kid, him making a weird comment to a kid inadvertently without realizing the social norms, him getting way to into one of the pony activities, etc.

All it would take is for one kid to go up to an over-reacting father to say "Daddy, daddy, that man over there did this....", and it would be a free-for-all.