Chris’s latest store, Redbubble

https://www.redbubble.com/people/SonichuChandler/portfolio

For $20 you can get select images on a pillow. Finally hot white cis girls everywhere can kiss, snuggle, and rub their bodies all over Classic Chris.

“But Pibot!” I hear, “I want Chris’s face all over my vagina!”
Don’t worry that’s only $9 more!

For $2.60 you can alienate your friends and family by sending out select images on a greeting card. Better order now to have them in time for Null’s birthday.

For only $80 you can have a cheap frame with an image that you can download online and print for free. These deals are insane!

AND THATS NOT FUCKING ALL
You can also get stickers

This is not a ween store, this is from Chris, advertised on hir official Twitter
https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/915281485451624449

 

this is my reaction

 

How long until he gets kicked off? Not for long if weens are abound...

 

https://www.redbubble.com/about/selling
So this is Redbubble in a nutshell:
You (the artist) sign up for free and upload your shit. Literally everything else is done by Redbubble, the production, the shipping, and the CS. Chris is done working for Redbubble, they’ll take care of everything else, all that’s left is to collect the 10-30% retail.

 

I think it's because of Tom Hanks (or maybe Yakov Smirnov) that I thought laughing while breathing in was a cool thing to do.

It is, I think I could make big dough creating giant Pop Art style paintings based on panels of the Sonichu comic a la Roy Lichtenstein. I'm sure I could copy Chris's terrible lines perfectly.

 

And the financhu crisis continues.

 

Yup, I don't see any way he can really mess it up.

What I can see is a quick injection of cash as a few people do it for the lulz and then it falls off.

Also, not that I'm suggesting, but Chris is not going to get your dox doing it this way. So, if you really wanted Chris stuff, didn't want to get ripped off or doxed, this is your time.

 

Well, I never thought I'd see this today, or ever.
It won't last though, redbubble is notorious for removing sellers for small faults.

 

The Selling Out Saga is a more apt name.

 

It better last long enough for Chris to get a mini skirt of his former self two sizes too small and wear it in public as some advertising.

 

This is may be one of the best marketing ideas chris has done. Some people would want an ironic sonichu shirt to wear as a goof. it won't pay off in the long run but its more stable than his medallion business on ebay.

 

No shirts, only mini skirts for clothing

 

I'm honestly thinking about getting some post cards, but will resist. I can just look that stuff up on the CWCki if I want to.

 

Oh my god! This is so stupid. I FUCKING LOVE IT!

 

It was also smart of Chris (did I just say that?) to play up his "classic" style since that's how most of us discovered him. Those "sexy" pics have yet to nab him any china, but he'll get a few bucks out of them regardless.

 

Right right, its just when i think of redbubble I think of T-shirts.

 

ANYONE that buys Chris's stupid bullshit should just kill themselves.

This "man" is a parasite that leaches off of our taxes. I don't work 15 hours a week at Subway so this fuck can live in the lap of luxury. I actually have a job unlike Christian because I'm a productive member of society.

The very idea that people would give him money FOR NO REASON is enough to make me blow my lid. DO NOT give Chris money for any reason or he'll never learn his lesson.