9/17 - Sonichu books available on Tapas

Jesus fucking Christ! No wonder Chris is fucked in the head. I had never seen a video of the hoard home before, pictures don't do it justice.

 

https://help.tapas.io/hc/en-us/articles/115005323707-Content-and-Community-Guidelines

read the community guidelines and they don't like sexually explicit content or violence that is intended to be "shocking, sensational or disrespectful" so incredible lioness would probably get flagged. But if he did what he did with the watery maze, then he would be given the boot

 

inb4 Chris complains "but I covered the genitals with fruit in photoshop".

 

Chris isn't much for space as he is for presentation, isn't he?

We know this far too well!

It would still be pretty far on the nose!

 

He lost his DA account because he didn't flag the nsfw pages as mature. He was then banned from Flipnote because he kept trying to upload nsfw images to a SFW site.

He didn't even bat an eye at his DA account getting banned and seems to think that Flipnote's mods thought "OH GOD TOO MANY TROLLS" and started deleting his Flipnotes in a panic, so yeah, he's going to hit the same problem here if he follows his previous pattern.

 

I have a hunch this will be a re run of the flipnotes incident when he posts sonichu 8 and perhaps even some of the others when Mary Lee Walsh makes her debut

 

I'd have to disagree. I'd love to hear somebody like Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones make Sonichu audiobooks so that afterwards people can ask them about their initial reaction to it.

 

I feel like it'd be like that video where Morgan was asked to read the lyrics to "What Does The Fox Say" and it's unfortunately not all that funny because he's not having a good time or getting amusingly annoyed, just sort of sinking into the bitter molasses of "what is this dumb crap". Except even more disheartening.

Alternatively and more optimistically, Morgan (or whatever rad voice person did it in this theoretical universe) would give it his all out of a sense of fascinated, baffled revulsion. And then follow it up with a whole book about the experience.

 

This is probably how a professional reading of Sonichu would sound.

 

Dude, if they put Samuel L. Jackson reading Sonichu in movie theaters, I'd go broke watching that shit.