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FB 9/23 - Ideas for an updated documentary

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Sep 23, 2017.

  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    An updated documentary, with Lots of kind testimonies, is a lot of help. Especially since the people I've met at at least BronyCon, who all were affected positively, even in some remote way, it is good. A key would be Trimming down the "Sagas", down to a brief summary in each, add in the updates that happened within the Three Years (from 14 to 17), showing off some of the better examples of my kindness and personality, I do believe a better Documentary about me could be made. As I said, I did find positive and good in the first 50 to 55 percent of the previous Documentary.

    Also, to add and heavily note, while I did use to be homophobic, my past anti-gay moments; I was really more upset with the mislabelings of my sexual preferences. And when I Had the Cwcipedia website, the adultive male-on-male images, they badly triggered me. I was feeling constantly upset; my better judgment was clouded. I am more tolerant about all that, I'll share a smile and a hug with a gay dude in kindness; just don't force the behind-closed-door content on me.

    I am a Lesbian; I am Very Much attracted to women. I am a Transwoman; Total Female Soul in a male to female transforming body. I am with Sweetheart. I have lots of good friends, and I am liked and appreciated by my closest and beyond. I am fully happy and blessed. I also forgive all of the people who have wronged me years to many years ago. I do pray they and I can be friends again, but that's up to them.

    Thank You. ❤️

    Love and Sincerely,
    Miss Christine Weston Chandler

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  2. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Chris doesn't seem to realize he's literally opening himself up to ween work. I mean, literally, you could give the over/under on a "aspiring documentarian" most likely contacting Chris saying he/she is going to make a "fair and balanced" documentary on him.

    Also, maybe it's just me, but Chris' forgiveness of his trolls seems to reek of false sincerity, as if he's just trying to go "See, I forgive my trolls, I'm a good person, so you dang trolls stop pestering me!"
     
  3. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Why does a three year old documentary have Chris this fucked up
     
  4. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    Chris's self-awareness is severely time delayed. It takes him months after he's embarrassed himself to realize it (if at all) - then the embarrassing event gets absorbed into the foggy emotional haze of Chris's memory (he remembers feelings much better than he does actual events) and he continues merrily on his way having learned absolutely nothing. The docu just brought back the feelings of his many public screw-ups and it'll take a few months for him to forget about them again.
     
  5. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I forgot which Kiwi or Clubbie originally said it, but when Chris writes shit like this, he might as well say this instead:

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    "When you read my FaceBook posts about wanting somebody to make a new documentary about me, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man reading this post owes me one hundred "JULAAAAAAAAAAAY" phone calls. And I want my phone calls! And all y'all will git me one hundred "JULAAAAAAAAAAAY" phone calls , yelled by the voices one hundred weens, or you will die tryin'."
     
  6. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    I'd honestly like to hear from Chris how he thinks hes changed the world for the better. I mean in what way does he think Sonichu changed people's lives? Maybe he doesn't have an answer and that's why hes asking.
     
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "my better judgement was clouded"

    Chris had better judgement that was clouded?
     
  8. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    In Chris's defense, there are 933 members of this site and a wiki for him with 1,500+ articles. There's seven member and 15 guests at the time of this comment who could be looking at porn but are instead discussing and studying Chris on this site. I think that means a significant of impact on some lives.
     
  9. Bob's Axe

    Bob's Axe Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to give Chris the benefit of the doubt and say we all do stupid shit when we're younger, but for real he ran over Snyder and maced a dude for doing his job. There's NO excuse for those.
     
  10. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    I guess I should have specified impacts on people's lives that don't make Chris look like a dumb ass. I mean yah hes got us all hooked on his roller coaster ride but Chris specified positive impacts. I guess he serves as an example of how not to behave on the internet but I don't think Chris would accept that answer.
     
  11. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Chris just wants to have a video about him that cuts out all the negative shit he's done so he can pretend all the the bad things just went away when he changed his name and put on a dress. This desire for a 'positive documentary' is purely for his own ego.

    More pretending from the man who thinks cartoons are real.
     
  12. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    And once again Chris thinks he can do better when he really can't.
     
  13. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    You should make a documentary that's the opposite of that. I mean, make one where you really dig into Chris and tell him how horrible he is. The title can be Citizen Julay: How YamchasOnlyFan Totally Pwned Chris Guize.
     
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  14. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    With all the crap chris has posted himself, is there anyway to avoid useing any oft that content in a documentary that puts him in a good light?
     
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  15. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    A documentary that's nothing but chris's positives would be only be 1 minute long, including the credits
     
  16. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I know, right? A one minute documentary is potatoes compared to what Chris has done.
     
  17. HumanityIsDoomed

    HumanityIsDoomed Active Member

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    I see Chris as the unwitting court jester of a generation. He's entertained a lot of people -- it was unintentional, of course, but there's still some value in that.
     
  18. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    FIFY
     
  19. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't be surprised if Chris recently searched his name on YouTube and discovered that it was the first result, which is why he's so bent out of shape about it (insert duck joke here). It's standing at nearly a million views and is a decent, though definitely imperfect, summary of his Internet antics. I will give the filmmaker props for actually making the documentary instead of going to Kiwi Farms and saying that they wanted to make a documentary, something that happened all the fucking time before this one came about. I'm going off of memory, but I remember it being pretty even handed, not going out of its way to alog Chris. All things considered, he should be glad the filmmaker went easy on him.
     
  20. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    LOL, this shit is serious business for you....