Twitter 9/21 - How to grow larger breasts

Really? Nobody has said it yet? Very well, I'll feed my inner ween and say it:

12 prunes a day will lead to a lot of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS!

 

She's actually giving him free reign to gain weight. You'd think chris would be jumping for joy. Next we'll see chris eating his second chocolate cake as he rubs his moobs and third chin shouting "Look how beautiful I am!"

 

Aggravating but not surprising. Since his discovery his motto seems like its been "If its too good to be true then it must be true and I should blow up at people who tell me otherwise." Hes ignored literally hundreds of E-mails about his past sweet hearts and falls for pseudo-science all the time. It probably doesn't help that he believes he has magic powers to change reality. In other words the if he believes in something the strength of his own belief is all the evidence he needs to convince him it's so.

 

Jesus, Chris!
I bet if my retarded mammary joke went on one of these lists, he would consider it.

 

Can wait to see Chris on My 600 Pound Life.

 

When things go south with JQ, do you think the Kim Saga is next?

 

*removes Mount and Do me shirt*

Hmm yeah...I’m a 42 bust.

 

The FB message from Chris in the middle of that exchange is fucking golden:

Bollocks.

"So because I found the links, it's totally worth pursuing and I'm not an utter sap in taking whatever horseshit was written in a clickbait article at face value."

 

I'm not sure if this is a step up or down from subliminal massages to enhance breast growth.
I don't know what chris's obsession with his moob growth is but it's bordering on fetish shit at this point, either he believes having bigger boobs makes you more of a woman or if he's just narcissistically using his own body as a template for his fetish.
Both of those would be accurate for chris

 

I don't see why anyone would bother to talk sense into someone wholly invested in the transformative power of binaural beats.

 

Soy sauce and prunes to get bigger breasts - so a lot of salt and fiber and you get - a bust?

Chris should just find Uncle Rico and get some Bust Must Plus.

 

Some people have yet to argue with a brick wall and realize the futility and waste of time.

 

No harm except to his blood pressure levels and the increased risk of a heart attack/stroke.

 

I think JQ is trying just a little to hard to be friendly here.

 

That's pretty much her game.

 

I read that article Chris linked to Kim, it says soy or soy products, specifically tofu. What this article wanted you to take out of it was eat tofu and soy substitute and drink soy beverages, not fermented salty beans
But wait, the article also has dairy, fish, fruit, nuts, and meats. So eat basically anything you want for Pam Anderson level bewbs. Then again, I fucking love apples and have an e-cup so hmmmmm

I got you buddy

 

inb4 Chris tries to give himself CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MAWDEL MAGIC breast implants

 

Honestly surprised this didn't happen in an attempt at a larger bust during the initial tomgirl phase. I.e. using it as falsies

 

Well he did try and use the plush fake boobs at one point.