Twitter 9/21 - How to grow larger breasts

He is probably finnishing off whatever barb doesn't eat.

 

Doesn't Barb live off of Ensure?

I'm not being flippant, my own grandmother who is 96 now has refused to eat most solid food for years now. She too literally lives off of Ensure.

 

A lot of men with the Dad bod have no problem growing moobs. Chris’s age plus lack of exercise plus horrible diet equals man boobs.

 

Oh shit guys--CWC found the only fast food restaurant in America that doesn't salt their French fries!

 

Also bananas. And q-sands.

 

The most "natural" way to grow breasts involves pregnant mare urine. (Which also works, if you don't mind growing traffic cone boobs if what I've heard is true)

 

You know I don't think Chris would necessarily veto the idea of what is essentially a pony golden shower.

 

It's better than cutting open your taint to let your new vagina grow out.

 

NEWS AT ELEVEN: A very ugly woman was taken into custody for assaulting a horse. The obviously mentally challenged woman was found in a local farmer's barn at night trying to get a heavily pregnant mare to urinate in her mouth. It took three officers to subdue her after she spritzed one in the face with pepperspray, and kept asking the horse to quote 'fly her to ponyville.' She is now being held at the county jail on 3,000 dollars bond and is awaiting a psych-evaluation.

 

You just know that Hirtes would pay the bail. Also, that actually made me think of a joke from the Mad cartoon (Cowboys and Equestrians) where a cowboy tries to ride Applejack to fight the aliens, only to be told that she can't fly.

Dear lord, I'm autistic.

 

You forgot the part where the animal rights activists form a lynch mob outside the jail, screaming for blood.

 

I'm going to over think this one, because I just happened to yet again over hear this rumor, and read this.

So, in a lot of both the conspiracy theory and exercise circles there's this long running rumor Soy = estrogen and gyno (gyno being moobs). I wonder if Chris some how over heard this and warped it to estrogen = boobs.

Needless to say excess amounts of sodium causes weight retention, and that makes fat stick out more, over his moobs. I admit, I'm a sour/salt kinda guy (malt vinegar on fries ftw.) but that sounds dreadful.

Either way, this is terrible advice, but if I need to tell you that Chris gives poor advice, you have bigger worries.

 

Ya think?

 

It’s probably bro science but I always try to avoid soy because of its estrogenic effects. I seriously doubt drinking a bottle of soy sauce is going to give you tits though.

 

this is fucking vile

also you dont need to avoid soy sauce if your a big strong sexy viril male. the estrogenic effects it has on most men causes them to produce MORE testosterone to counterbalance the "estrogen" intake they receive from the soy products.

effectively defeating the entire purpose of trannies using soy for estrogen.

 

Silly Chris. Everyone knows that the best way to grow bigger breasts us to harvest an infant's mammary glands, plant them in blood soaked soil and water them once a day with skim milk.

 

Chris debating about this with Kim.



Chris's links:

https://www.totalcurve.com/info/11everyday-foods-that-can-enhance-your-breasts-exceptionally/
http://www.agirlwhomakes.com/increase-breast/9-foods-to-increase-breast-size/

 

Chris denying good advice and cold hard facts pisses me off a little bit. Especially when his health is involved.