Meta What If?

What if Chris fell in with the Tumblr crowd? (he may have already done but I'm not aware of any evidence of it)

 

what if Chris(tine) became the CEO of Toys R Us?
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...-for-bankruptcy-crushed-by-online-competition

 

What if chris is the anti troll? And always has been?

 

Bankruptcy in under five minutes.

 

You're really not good at this, are you?

 

Let's pretend that Chris did a 180 and became a normal person. Would people still follow him? What would happen to this forum and the farms? What about the cwcki?

 

They'd just look for the next and newest Internet weirdo.

 

What if someone took chris' advise and started eating like he did, eneded up with multiple health problems and sued chris. (Knowing it would be a phyric victory)

 

we and the farms would find other wierdos. as for the cwcki, I think it would still be up as an internet "museum" of sorts

 

We've still got ADF.

 

oh yeah, I keep forgetting about his orbiters. The cwcki would be something of a museum though if he did that hypothetical 180 or what would you say?

 

It's a wiki. It's a document of hard facts regardless of what happens to the source of the info.

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/19/business/dealbook/toys-r-us-bankruptcy.html?mcubz=3
Funny you mention that.

 

What if Chris, Sonichu & Friends, 1,000 members of the LGBT community, and 1,000 illegal immigrants all traveled to Gotham City under the pretense of it being a pro-LGBT Sanctuary City? How long do you think until some of them start dying, and/or leaving en-masse?

 

If they ended up just showing up and demanding a place to stay, (all at once, I assume) the city might set up a refugee camp. crime would begin to get bad in the camp by day 6. By day 12 he first death would likely be a SJW by the hands of a migrant for various reasons. Half of the LGBT begin demanding more safety, while the other half denounce the other for racial privilege. This creates confusion with the bureaucracy and citizens of gothan who begin to argue who comes first. On day 36 this time anarchy breaks out in the camp and sonichu and pals are forced to enact martial law, with chris favoring the LBGT people. Chris however tries to play both sides of the fence and puts on a crappy concert for both sides in a weird sort of love-in reminiscent of Woodstock. Volatile tensions the and chris's lack of musical talent cause concert to almost instantly break down into a riot, and again chris has to step in and orders his jack-booted electric rats to pacify the crowd. Chris then decides by the end of the third month that if Gothan won't take care of the camp than he will, and offically declares that the camp is his own sovereign nation under the protection of him his sonichus, Imperium in Impiro. However chris can't organize a picnic and people begin starving to death, his demands are treated now as a hostile threat, and once his ass starts going hungry he abandons the camp to try to take over a McDonalds.

With Chris and the Sonichus gone, those that are still alive flee the camp, and quietly return to their points of origin with the tale of the ugly horse woman and her magic rat people.

 

"ADFki Club" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

Love the thought put into that. If I may add a few things, you'll also have to take the big-name criminals into account on the grounds of this being Gotham City. I would expect the body count to rise a bit more than it otherwise would, since you've got Scarecrow, Zsasz, Killer Croc, Poison Ivy, and all those nutjobs (with Joker getting special mention) running around. What's more, I would expect the likes of Two-Face or even the Penguin to offer their "protection", throwing in political struggles of sorts in there. I think Chris would go crazy a lot quicker thanks to this being Gotham. So, basically, I think the better timeframe would have to be something more like anarchy breaking out by Day 12, y'know, stuff like that. But, yeah, I like that, you obviously put a lot of thought into that one. Love it.

 

Also somewhere in that mix, Gotham P.D. stepping in to maintain order, and chris' declaration of war on jerkops.

 

Ooh, the GCPD ain't gonna play nice on that one....

 

finishing with Batman swinging in to kick Chris in the head.

What if chris was put on the same Subway diet that Jared Fogle supposedly went on?