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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I swear he's done that on some occasions. Considering his mental state...
     
  2. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    5 nights at the hoard
     
  3. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    What if some how Chris safely and correctly learned to fly airplanes?
     
  4. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    You'd get a situation like Airplane! but a lot more autistic.
     
  5. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    What if chris had a giant robot?
     
  6. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    Isnt that son-chu?
     
  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    No son-chu is a transformer toy covered in CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC and praying for death.
     
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  8. Harrison Gentleman

    Harrison Gentleman Old-School Gentleman

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    What if Chris was into tabletop RPG's?
     
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  9. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    What if chris was southamerican?
     
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  10. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Carlos Chantor
     
  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Ricardo Weston Chandler
     
  12. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    What if Jessica Quinn is the real deal and chris has found someone whoncan see past his intolerable bull shit and see his regular bull shit for what it is.

    I mean if someone is willing to fork over $1500.00 for :totem:, then anything is possible.
     
  13. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    If she isn't the real deal, then for the time being she is real enough to turn most of our threads into JQ threads.
     
  14. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Why would any person normal or otherwise put up with Chris's bullshit? As autistic and odd as the Wallflower was even she couldn't deal with it.
     
  15. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris became the ceo of Disney?
     
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  16. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    Pretty sure at least half of the Chris following community would hang themselves if it is legit.

    Hirtes would probably go full Elliot Rodger.
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Di$ney would likely go out of business within the year, especially after the Sonichu movie bombed.
     
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  18. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    and no one came to Sonichuland or watched the Sonichu channel
     
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  19. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    While I think it gets a bit over blown, in terms of his bigotry, I think being autistic and a lot of old media forces him to think in stereotypes. I'm more so thinking, in regards to his tall tales and proud native and royal backround, what if Chris was a different race?

    Would the famous relative thing still be around?
     
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  20. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    He would claim to be related to Shaka Zulu or Chairman Mao.
     
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