Patreon 8/17 - PWNED the possessed brother

This may be one of the dumbest things Chris has ever done feuding with Cole which is his only family. At one point it seemed Cole was protective of his little brother but thats quickly gone down the toilet. When Borb dies Chris is homeless and the Hobo-Saga begins. He cant even go into a group home because he isnt even on HRT and does not have a Gender identity disorder diagnosis. So hes destined for dumpsters.

 

"So, uh, hmm...I, uh, heard Cole didn't like da new My Little Pony Movie, so, uh, yeah...he's been most uncouth between that and, uh, not GIVING ME--uh, helping his mother and sister with their most troublesome situations, so this feels right...in the comic."
[issue 10 torture scene redux goes here]

 

Happy bday btw

 

Chris has got so salty about the lack of donayshuns from his brother that he's going to fuck him up in the comic. He's turning against his own family because they don't give him what he wants. God damn it, Chris.

 

I'm waiting for Graduon to possess Doopie. She'll become evil and break Chris's heart. Chris will eventually free her and they will become friends, but she'll say something like, "it'll be safer for both of us if we just don't meet ever again." This way in his mind, Chris can have the Doopie Debacle end on a good note.

 

Naitsirc, you are us!

 

Maybe it's a bad idea to alienate the only family you'll have left after your mom dies? Just... throwing that out there.

 

isn't subspace the evil place in smash brothers?

 

I agree with this, but there's a possibility it goes horribly wrong because Chris has demonstrated on multiple occasions irrational contempt for people who have either authority, a job to do, or both, even when what they want to do would help him. It's not out of the question Chris would indignantly stomp out of a social worker's office or refuse to fill out paperwork and lose his benefits for example. I would imagine if the tugboat requires an onerous form to be filled out annually that asks all kinds of information, based on my own experience helping my grandmother. You fill that out or they cut you off. I can see Chris "stress sighing" and not turning it in.

The worst thing about Chris and Cole's relationship, from my perspective, is that Chris doesn't seem to want Cole in his life as his (half) sibling, he wants Cole's (imagined) money. That's fucked up.

Seriously I don't think Chris cares about Cole at all, he just feels entitled to Cole's financial assistance. But maybe I'm too cynical. It's hard to tell with Chris where the truth lies sometimes.

 

Chris really can't think of anything that isn't in vidya or TV, can he?

 

Can you blame Chris? Cole is just throwing all his money into the fireplace at Carnegie Hall, watching the news about their house burning down.

 

He makes a Web comic called sonichu, starring bugs bunny and planet dolan. Originality isn't Chris's greatest strength

 

to be fair the entire alternate dimension is basically the phantom zone negative zone shadow realm or whatever from comics cartoons or superman movies.

 

Chris being immature? Somebody could be a reporter for the Redundant News of Redundancy Network.

But in all seriousness, these panels prove my point that Chris is much more interesting when he has an intriguing IRL villain (as least in his own eyes) to battle.

 

Im hoping for some Doopie porn. Is that horrible? Im sure hes already drawn it anyways.

 

I wouldn't mind some either (she's fairly attractive). But live action and no involvement from Chris.

 

lol well I meant poorly drawn Chris porn.

 

Not cuz its enjoyable but because chris will implode over it