Twitter 8/15 - Let's reform Trump

Over on KF it's been said that CWC is not only on the side of Chaos, but of Nurgle in particular.

 

A fitting description; Lord Tzeentch is pleased.

 

I'm imagining Trump getting converted by the power of MLP and sociology (what?), going to BronyCon and then North Korea nuking it.

Why is Chris sperging about sociology now? Was it someone he met at BronyCon? Chris as a sociology professor would be funny.

 

North Korea can't send a nuke that far, I think, but okay.

Oh, I'm pretty sure one of the VA's he met at BronyCon said something about it when he asked about trolls or something, and he wasn't really listening, but picked up on 'sociology', and made a few Chris-Chan connections here and there to make sociology mean something along the lines of "The Art of Making People Happy and Agree with You no Matter What."

 

Are you sure chris is not misspelling Scientology?

 

No he met some woman at Bronycon who said something about sociology (probably in regards to all the weirdos gathering there and how "fascinating" they are). He's probably hoping by mentioning sociology he will sound smart and she may want to trib. Kinda like he whines about Trump like Tara does, she may want hot lesbian sex as well.

 

After Trump tweeted out a Pepe, I liked to imagine that one day, someone at a rally would yell, "Sir, what would you do about Chris Chan?" Trump would respond, "Well, frankly, if I win the presidency--and I think I'd do a pretty good job, the best--I'll personally rescind his tugboat--I would--I mean he's killing us, Chris Chan is killing us. He's ripping us off, okay."

Sadly, Trump's a 70+ year old, billionaire, and the most powerful man on planet Earth. I hold on to the smallest infinitesimal hope that if he's not aware of Chris, at least one of his kids, or grand kids is.

 

I don't want to sperg about politics, but Chris's political beliefs have always been about what benefits him the most instead of developing a coherent ideology.

Back before Tomgirl, Chris thought the government should brainwash gay men into becoming straight, because gay men made Chris feel icky and he may have thought they were trying to trick him into becoming gay. IIRC he's always been OK with lesbians.

More amusingly, he went to a public meeting to keep McIntire Park open, and said he wanted the wading pool to be deeper, which probably means he plays in the wading pool.

 

I don't think Chris has any deep political opinions. 10 years ago he had Bob to think for him, now he has Salon and Tara Strong.

 

Kinda like how he became "trans" because he thought it might be a path to get laid and to blanket him from scrutiny on the internet.

 

Chris is probably smart enough to form his own thoughts, but he's lazier than he is dumb or evil. Being told what to think saves more time for the new sonic game he just bought.

 

He's high functioning autistic which means he's smart enough to form his own thoughts....most of which are sick, stupid and insanely childish.

 

And yet some are still against finding a cure for autism.

 

Complete tangent, but with the recent Icelandic news about aborting children with down syndrome, I wonder if a corrupt doctor would have made Chris a candidate knowing what we know today. (Not trying to A-log or anything)

 

Probably not since its not a genetic disorder and the spectrum is so broad its hard to diagnose in the first place. There are alot of true high functioning autistic people leading great lives. Chris isn't one of them and alot of it is his own fault.

 

"Sonichu is the best at zapping, really. The best. I mean that. People come up to me all the time and tell me so themselves. Important people too. He zaps bigly."

 

Chris is not one to ever criticize anyone else for "Bad Choices" STFU you retard

 

Chris's waistline is YOOOG