8/11 - Bronycon 2017

Chris Chan is dabbing. The first sign that the fad is going to die.

 

I'd say this is more like the second. The first for me was when Hillary Clinton did it. Not sure which is worse, though: A wrinkley old gramma doing it to try to be cool, or a thirty-some-year-old, autistic shut-in like Chris doing it because.... why's he dabbing again?

 

Chris looks like he could be someone's grandma.

 

and I think its safe to say he rented a hotel room for the con. Going by the hotel listing on Brony.con's website, that's a minimum of 119 dollars a night, for 3 nights.

Add in the 200 I already stated on known swag, gas, registry, and first day's food: that's at least 500 dollars spent that could have been spent on bills, food, barb, debt...

 

Best part is that, within a day of him going back home, he's going to post a video beginning for money because suddenly he's $800 "in the red" and has no idea how that happened.

 

Transcript?

 

Or get barb to do it for him.

 

All of Chris' faces have been both hilarious and terrifying at the same time

 

I like to imagine that Bronycon feels exactly like what Chris thought his high school reunion would be like, that he's finally home.

 

You know what, it's kind of nice to see Chris being all happy for once.

 

I'm glad Magi-Chan was able to go. He needed a break from all the spying and all the gay kids coming to him for help.

 

wait a sec, is Chris implying that Magi-Chan is real and that Chris is actually seeing him as a physical manifestation? Or does he have some kind of Frankenstein doll that he created to represent Magi-Chan? If its answer A, i am going to be very concerned.....

 

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts, just repeat to yourself "it's just a show, I should really just relax."

 

Oy, it's gonna hit him hard once he gets back to the hoard and all the bills and lawsuits swirling around it.