Sonichu 12, Page 53; We Are Chrys-Chan Pure!

"In the grand scheme of things, your words mean nothing. We continue to spread our influence as we speak, all throughout the multiverse. You cannot stop us; you cannot escape us. We are Legion."

 

lol, Can't even imagine Chris' response if trolls called his bluff like that and said what you quoted.

 

Have, like, eight people saying it at once into the camera completely in sync, and we might be able to scare his pants off.

 

Chris would probably quite quickly get "DIRTY, CRAPPED, BRIEFS" if he saw that.

 

He still wears them, right? Briefs in general, I mean, not just those specific ones.

 

Considering that chris believes all this new age stuff, he probably WOULD believe us.

 

That picture is practicaly Begging for some photoshop magic in this context.

 

Go for it, i cant photoshop for shit.

 

Clyde Cash should be front and center, of course...

 

Another one we could do is use that photo of the statue of Saddam Hussein being brought down, only instead of the statue it's the Sonic Totem.

 

You are not a woman you mentally challenged prick

 

"Sylvana has a Russian accent."
Why?
A.) After being born on the moon Sylvana was sent to live in homophobic Russia, to further learn hate and misery.
B.) Sylvana was born in space, and making her Russian was a witty character development because Russians have been to space, but their accomplishments are often overshadowed by the Americans, kinda like in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door where Mario goes to the moon with the help of the Russian-like Bob-ombs.
C.) Sylvana is a strong female character who values pure strength above all else, like Zarya in Overwatch, because Chris has been secretly playing overwatch on the PS4 since they announced a character is a lesbian.
D.) None of the above, Chris is an idiot.

 

Oh my goodness this makes me want to go to the convention and find him now...

 

I live in Baltimore. It's a pretty tempting proposition, but then I'd be surrounded by bronies.

 

I don't think we'll lose any sleep if you don't go to the con, you're good.

 

Just take a bath, use liberal ammounts of deodorants and cologne, update your immunization record, bring about a gallon of hand sanitizer and wash your hands every hour. You should be fine.

 

Сильвана - это гермафродит

English translation: Silvana is a hermaphrodite

Literal translation: Silvana - this is hermaphrodite

I couldn't resist and I have a bit of knowledge on Russian because I took some classes