8/5 - Doopie insists to Chris that she is not his friend, shares his emails on KF

DoopieLeaks

 

Except now that he's a Transsexual Lesbian Souled Decepticon or whatever, he's probably have like a bedazzled pushup bra or something.

OT - I've been watching the thread for a bit, Doopie seems to have her head on straight. Hope Chris' existence doesn't completely fuck things up for her.

 

Chris is so lazy, he'll probably just wear a Magi-Chan suit and call it his "superhero costume"

EDIT: Damn i got ninja'd lol

 

More like this:

 

Me a few hours ago: Welp, off to another theater performance, I'm sure nothing terribly interesting will happen in Internet land...

Me five minutes ago: .......What in the fucking fuck did I miss while I was out?!?!

 

Life comes at you fast sometimes.

 

Sometimes I forget that it literally only takes a matter of minutes for loads of new shit to come about when it comes to Chris and his misadventures.

 

That explains his bent penis.

 

Sucks I'm late to the show because wow. But my favorite part of all of this is Chris felt like, WHAT YOU DONT KNOW SONICHU ok... for you I'll type it out.

Arrogance like that is just amazing and takes Chris Chan to hit those levels. Granted this is from a man who is expecting sex from his GF when I was too lazy to do dishes and she caught me using a bayonet to cut cheese as a snack.

 

"Fingering and music"
If Doopie wanted to get Chris off her back, she should have done something to do with heavy metal and the devil horns.

 

Wow. Just wow. Just when I thought it was all over and done with, Doopie joins the Kiwi Farms. How naïve was I to think that Chris would stop at a block on Twitter. Being banned from a store never stopped him, so what's a block on Twitter and Patreon going to do in his Love Quest? But, still, wow.

I hope her tenure at the farms remains short, sweet, and to the point (well, maybe not "sweet" towards Chris).

 

It's almost funny how Chris had banned hellbent yet still drew him in the "don't harass me" thing and called him his "friend".
I guess it was worth it for the China. Before Doopie became a dang dirty troll of course.

 

I feel really bad for her because like others have said before, she didn't have to put up with an autistic stalker. I still feel she was unaware of the clusterfuck that would occur from letting Chris get a commission from her. If I recall, one of the reasons some trolls were successful and others weren't is because of Chris' unpredictability, so blaming doopie as a "faction" in this whole thing may not be appropriate because she may be aware of chris and read the cwcki, but I doubt she has the same level of "experience" as us

 

Holy shit I keep sleeping through all of the juicy stuff. Is this the shortest saga of all time?

 

Nah. A lot of people forget that the Julie Saga was only a couple weeks long. The best ones tend to be short.

 

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She probably was unaware. Tbh I've followed Chris for quite a while and the actions of weens and Chris surprised me this time around. I couldn't believe how bad shit got in such a short amount of time.

I personally don't blame Doopie or really think she brought all this bullshit upon herself on purpose. Though this will serve as a sad reminder to me that being nice can get you into really shitty situations. Chris took advantage of her kindness and then mistook it as "proof" that she "might" be into him in some way. I mostly blame the weens and Chris for all this. Sure Doopie could've just blocked him at the start and avoided this all together, but she had no way of knowing how bad it'd be if she let him buy stuff and be her patreon or whatever it's called. She even tried to help him when they did talk. She didn't regularly talk to him nor acknowledge him until it was affecting her business and he was acting like a supreme creep. Also Chris saying "You don't know Sonichu?" came off as also dickish to me. Like Chris wtf that's a dick move.

It just goes to show that if you talk to Chris or have any form of communication that's considered mutual with him, it'll just cause you trouble. This is why I don't have a personal twitter or facebook and choose to examine Chris from afar and never come into contact with him.