8/5 - Chris still thinks he has a chance with Doopie

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh the delusion.

 

This got posted in the Twitter General thread 8 minutes ago. You don't need to make a separate thread for one exchange unless it's something really major.

 

I went back and read the Wallflower emails. Never really read them all the way through but I'd recommend for a laugh and the relevance to the Doopie "saga" (and all of Chris's relationships). It's a good insight into his delusions and not understanding how he crosses lines and winds up making even acquaintances wish they never met him.

 

It seems pretty major to me. It kind tells us a little more about Chris. What makes it unlike other posts is that those posts seem to all be random conversations where Chris constantly shifts the blame onto trolls. I felt this was worthy of a thread since it kind of shows that Chris still hasn't gotten over Doopie, and would most likely try to find some other means of communicating. I could be wrong though.

 

Chris, again, missing the entire point:

Doopie didn't see you as a friend.....not even as an acquaintance.....you were literally in a "client/customer" relationship.....

 

Hmmph yeeeah, she was someone that potentially could've become a sweetheart by way of possible social media acquaintance but the trolling stupids had to ruin it.

 

Some things never change.
Kinda makes you think about troll girlfriends, yes they're horrible, weeny and been done before, but it'll keep Chris distracted from innocent women.

 

Unfortunately for Doopie, that's most likely not going to save her her this time, even if he tells all of the trolls to piss off, he'll still be doing it under her name.

 

I get your point, but the thing is.....it's been done to death. And honestly, if another "troll girlfriend" saga were to happen, you know it'll be the same formula:
A) Troll girlfriend: HAI CHRIS! I THINK YOU'RE SOOOOOO HAWT! I WANT YOU!
B) Chris: Mmmm, yeah, this is my new girlfriend, she's totes real! So there!
C) Troll girlfriend: CHRIS, DO SOMETHING TOTES HUMILIATING AND SEND IT TO ME TO PROVE YOUR LOVE! I SWEAR, I WON'T LEAK IT TO THE TROLLS, LOLZ!
D) Chris: Ok!
E) Troll girlfriend: Psych! I'm actually a troll! And I just leaked the humiliating thing you sent to me to the other trolls! Chris, you're a big, fat loser!
F) Chris stress sighs and crashes into slumber

 

If it has the word "relationship" in it, chris automatically thinks it is heart quest destiny.

 

Chris also posted about this on Patreon.



The cognitive dissonance... I can't believe he still can't face facts.

 

Darmn trolling bullies ruining my chances to get pussy.

 

No no no no, you got it all wrong, Chris doesn't want some of this:



He wants some of this:

 

And here I just thought he blamed the trolls for destroying his relationship with Doopie. But it turns out, he doesn't believe their relationship was destroyed at all.

 

Ignorance really is bliss...

 

What even did the "trolls" do to doopie? I still havent fully figured it out because all i ever see is chris himself creeping on doopie, hes the one whose been bugging her - not the trolls.

 

Some people pledged money to her Patreon to see what Chris was doing then unpledged before they were charged. Extremely shitty yes but Chris still doesn't get none of them would even know of any association with Doopie had he not kept creeping on her and trying to make her his gal pal.

 

Trolls/weens have apparently been becoming patrons of Doopie to see what Chris is doing, then are cancelling their patrons and charging back money. They all seem to be bugging the shit out of her by asking her millions of questions about Chris, and also just plain trolling her.

Edit: Ninja'd by Tiggle

 

^ sorry bro, I'm quick lol