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10/6/2015 - Liquid Chris's fate

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Jul 11, 2017.

  1. Meganman

    Meganman Journeyman Observer of Lulz

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    It's not concise or all-encompassing, but I think I'm going to think of this sentence in the future when I think something Chris has done is especially exceptional; though, of course, nothing is too small. It would be hard for anything to be beyond the pale for OPL.
     
  2. Count Olaf

    Count Olaf The Swedish term for beef that is roasted

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    You know this makes me wish Liquid would return, just a little bit. He was truly the second best of all Chris's trolls (the first being Chris himself, of course). I wish I could have been around for that saga, but sadly I missed out on the Golden Age of Chris. But thats okay. The Silver Age of Chris is unfolding quite nicely. Who knows what else it might bring. Maybe Barb will actually, finally die this year. Or maybe she'll just keep herself alive out of spite for a little longer. Only time will tell. . .
     
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  3. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Liquid Christine would be a fucking blast. I can just imagine Liquid in drag with badly applied makeup and a wig whining about money like some deranged Monty Python skit.
     
  4. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Seems like he got a good deal out of it if that was what really happened, instead he's stuck as a retired OPL impersonator which, I mean, good luck with that future career path . . .
     
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  5. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    Fuckin' A!

    That'll be a tall order to fill!
     
  6. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    As I said before, Liquid Chris has gone on record in saying that he and his wife are retired from trolling, and they just want to move on with their lives and not rehash memories about Solid Chris.
     
  7. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    His fit wife who jogs every single day after downing a few McFlurrys should be christine
     
  8. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    Or for the bet result bring back liquid, but make it obvious he's in love with the new christine, Or as he should call her Crystal. That way it birngs back that weird fucking incest feeling vibe that his twin sister gave off in the comic.
     
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  9. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    I think the only way the return of Liquid Chris could be funny is if the part were played by a beautiful busty woman with green hair.
     
  10. Spork

    Spork Well-Known Member

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    Make it blue hair but Liquid Christine insists that it's green.
     
  11. Deleted User 0007

    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

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    Sad as it is to say, I like the idea of Satan being Chris's personal Judge.
    Guess Godjesus has to take a back seat on that one.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris never lets go of grudges, does he?
     
  13. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    "Love trumps hate"

    I forgot Liquid Chris made this gem, my favorite Chris remix.