FB 7/5 - Hamburger for dinner

Edit: For some reason, Chris posted this pic from a food blog.

 

Looks as if Chris just shat on that plate.

 

Did chris even post the right picture here ?
Has that food already passed through his system ?
Is chris one autistic motherfucker ?

 

Is this a thing in the more southern part of the country? Or is it a "we're broke and need to be inventive with how to eat" thing?

 

This is how an autistic manchild with no supervision makes food, and I use the term "food" as loosely as possible.

 

Was trying to be nice about it, but yeah....you're not wrong...

 

A proccessed patty on a single slice of bread with melted cheese on it and some fries bathed on gravy is "Hamburger with mashed potatoes" according to Chris.

But again, Chris thought that canned or powered chicken soup was genuine healthy food to eat against a cold.

 

French fries, a hamburger, one piece of bread, a slice of cheese, and all of it smothered in gravy... Again chris you prove to be a cautionary tale for people. I await your catastrophic heart attack.

EDIT: Okay, mashed potatoes rather than french fries, but that's still not great for you, especially if you use sour cream and/or lots of butter and salt.

 

Someone at KF did a reverse image search and found that Chris just grabbed an image off of Google after typing "Hot hamburger plate." This is the site - https://thehomeheart.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/hot-hamburger-plate/

 

So wait....that's not even the real end product of what Chris made?

Of all the things to use a fake pic of....sheesh....

 

100% chance that Chris didn't actually cook anything and this is a thinly-veiled attempt to reach out to "Tony" with a proposition for filling the vacant father figure position within the Chandler hierarchy.

 

It's food, so good work

Well fuck off then. Really Chris?

 

That's the first time I've heard of an open face cheeseburger sandwich. Usually people use roast beef when they do that.

 

Yeah, hot hamburger plates like this actually do exist. Not sure what region they hail from, but I know the college cafeteria I used to go to do had these on the menu on occasion. And yes, they are really that nasty to look at. I guess so people like their bread swimming in beef gravy, maybe it's some kind of self-hatred, I dunno.

Anycase, no surprise that one of Chris' comfort foods is cuisine's literal interpretation of the phrase "At least I tried."

 

He stole a pretty gross looking pic, you can only imagine the slop he cooked and ate himself.

 

Sad really.

I can't even expect him to even know the difference at this point.

It figures he's that exceptional!

 

This is Kengle levels of boring.

 

Yes, that is a Southern thing. It's called a "Hot Hamburger Sandwich" for whatever stupid reason...although I don't know how CWC thinks fries with gravy poured over them are "mashed potatoes".

 

Chris is stupid and lazy. His logic is probably something like "Both have potatoes, close enough."