FB 6/11 - Chris solicits fan ideas for Sonichu

Spoiler: Text version

I do apologize very much for not getting back to a Lot of my fans and inquiring business(?) proposals. More often, I realize that I do need a group of reps or whatever to do these trade and outsourcing deals for me. About the Sonichu and Rosechu merchandise of any sort, made by people besides myself. I am still busy drawing and writing for my books. But my sincere response here is one that you all can and may tell everyone, including yourself, who wants to make a better Sonichu game, fanfic, fan art, etc, that could be considered official.

Keep it centered on the Sonichu-centered material, character details and stories I have created in my books, and details that only I have personally shared, including Count Graduon and his army of revived corpses to make Jerkops and Janekops, and mechanical creations that Skysoar makes, including more Metal Sonichus and mechanical Jerkops. New villain characters are acceptable, as long as it was created either by scientist or magical creation or resurrection. Always remember the content should be kept clean, NOT to make it "M"-Rated. It should be something that is cool for a seven-year old ("Y7"-Rated). And this is Regardless of the times I, myself, have created towards the "T" or "M" rating, including the Extended version of Book 8; I was under varying ideals and still figuring and searching out the "what's". Keep Common Sense in those detail sortings. And also being eloquent and poignant in wording is valuable. As far as the games, a simple 2D Sonic-Platforming or 3D Sonic-Platforming, Without copying or reusing past Sega Levels, but inspired by such, is a good place to begin and continue from. And nothing a hater would make, including deaths of me and my hero characters; no or little blood too. And always feel free share the final product with me for consideration on my personal and verified social media, text messages or US Mail. And of Utmost Importance, all of these items are to be made with Love, Care and Respect.

Thank you; please pass the paragraph of mine, word-for-word; Not Edited or Altered whatsoever, to your peers of fan-goods crafters and artists. Also, I sincerely and wholeheartedly apologize for having heavily criticized the Sonichu and Rosechu Merchandise that while personally unofficial or knock-offs, they are still merchandise that everyone has and are making and sharing. I realize this is a practice that Should be happening during the times before Official and Manufactured Sonichu and Rosechu Merchandise and such business deals, have been personally made with my consent. Thank you all again. And y'all have great and safe days.

 

tl;dr

Make Sonichu for me and if I like it I'll take credit for you.

 

Should send him bubsy hacks as the fan made games.

 

This will NOT end well.

The bitching and meltdown will be good for a laugh though.

 

This could be hilarious but I can guarantee that weens are going fuck it up

 

That can be funny in its own way.

 

Weens are salivating at the "lolz" to be had....

 

"Keep Common Sense in those detail sortings. And also being eloquent and poignant in wording is valuable."

The autisum is stong today.

 

That moment when Chris uses big words, but it only makes him sound like a tool.

 

Can't wait until Zen Monkey Studios announces their exclusive partnership.

 

Chris has gotten so lazy that he wants other people do make Sonichu for him. Jesus Christ.

 

I love how he uses game ratings for things that arent games, and how hes too lazy to make his own content..

 

Christine already uses other people's characters, now she wants to use other people's story ideas too. All that's left is to outsource the art- which, admittedly, would most likely be an improvement.

 

This will only result in serious edgelordism from the weens.

"Hurr hav a comik were Magi-Chan rapes Sonichu in da butt with a big pointy stik and den he dies of Sonichu-AIDS"

 

Weens have been creating horrific shit with the Sonichu characters in an effort to piss off Chris since time immemorial. At this point I think he's just going to pass over any such content that weens send him without second thought. He's specifically looking for stuff like Rosechu's Story. That's the content that stands out to him. If he gets flooded with torture porn he'll probably get mad, but he's not going to study each rape comic in detail and feel emotions.

He also mentioned "Y7" as a rating, which means he's also basing this off of your standard American TV ratings. Also, pretty much every fanfiction site uses the game rating system for content warnings, and I think it's a given that Chris has read his fair share of MLP fanfiction. So, again, Chris is just mixing and matching ideas from media he likes into his own weird system.

 

what is "Y-rated" by Chris's standards though? wishing death upon the president or freezing your cum?

 

Well fucking on the beach and raping your wife are OK, also:

• Mutilation (Punchy and Jason)
• Implied murder of women (Mypoe)
• Shitting yourself and showing the actual feces (Naitsirch)
• Implied drug use (Sean)
• More rape (Blake)
• War-induced PTSD (Kevin)
• Torture (Simonchu)

 

This is going suck in the most glorious way.

 

Coincidentally, that's my suggestion for Rosechu's dialogue when she buys a new vacuum cleaner, and Sonichu's dialogue when he buys a replica of the robot from Small Wonder. Then an awkward conversation ensues when they leave the store with their purchases.