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05-19-17 Chris Praises His Tool

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by catparty, May 19, 2017.

  1. catparty

    catparty Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    screenshot-www.facebook.com 2017-05-19 12-17-38.png
     
    catparty, May 19, 2017
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  2. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Credit to Chris, cell phone cases that are also wallets are getting popular so his idea is there, it's just nobody needs an iPhone AND an iPod anymore.
     
    Pibot, May 19, 2017
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  3. Deadpool

    Deadpool God's perfect idiot

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    No but damnit it's something he could spend money on. I mean why fix Barb's teeth or buy nutritous bananas when he can buy basically the same thing twice. Especially when you're going to put them in some homemade garbage that could shatter both screens if it falls or you shut it too hard.
     
    Deadpool, May 19, 2017
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  4. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Anyone can invent that. Some 10 year old from Brazil probably already did that.
     
    Janker, May 19, 2017
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  5. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    I think he stole the idea from an episode of Mythbusters if my memory from four years ago today serves me right.

    Also, it belongs to Christian Weston Chandler, not whatever the fuck that Facebook photo is supposed to represent. We all know Christian Weston Chandler is straight!
     
    Very Honest Content, May 19, 2017
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  6. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    One of the devices has a cracked screen.
    It looks like a 3th graders B- art project.
    Countdown starting to the inevitable destruction of the whole thing starting... Now.
     
    Minimal Effort, May 19, 2017
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    One's for "business" and the other isn't.

    And of course Chris is still so proud of it.
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 19, 2017
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  8. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    alright i will fully admit i thought of a different 'tool' when i first read the title...

    It does seem pretty useful, though, save for the fact that you don't really need to take both devices to any one place.
     
    Baron_Aurr, May 19, 2017
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  9. Katolate

    Katolate Boxyfly

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    I wonder if Chris would try to sell this thing as well so he could raise more money for toys and videogames.
     
    Katolate, May 19, 2017
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  10. BS Legend

    BS Legend Chris is my crack

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    This is the most original Chris's creations have ever been, and likely ever will.
     
    BS Legend, May 19, 2017
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  11. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    In the words of Chris-Chan's High School Story "PRAISE MY CREATIVITY" comes to my mind.
     
    Corgi, May 19, 2017
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  12. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I don't know, Chris. Last time I checked your tool was pretty bent.
     
    Uncle Frank, May 19, 2017
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  13. Blank

    Blank The Charles Dickens of Disco.

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    Granted no one really finds Chris handsome.... or really that handy... but goddammit I've been sitting on this and waiting for a chance to use that phrase for years.
     
    Blank, May 19, 2017
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  14. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    That was the first thing I thought of when I saw that. He's totally going to try to auction it off.
     
    Skeletor, May 19, 2017
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  15. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Make him an offer.
     
    Hellblazer, May 21, 2017
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  16. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    I'm glad I didn't quit drinking.
     
    Erika, May 22, 2017
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  17. LewdDecepticonPerpetrator

    LewdDecepticonPerpetrator Keeping the punch action in frame.

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    In Chris's distorted view of the world, in which he seems to have King Midas-esque powers to turn anything he touches into something of immense worth, the grubby layers of patchwork duct tape give his invention an elegant chrome finish.
     
    LewdDecepticonPerpetrator, May 24, 2017
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  18. southernfriedweirdo

    southernfriedweirdo Finger-lickin' good

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    "I'm a JERK. But I can change. If I have to. I guess."
     
    southernfriedweirdo, May 24, 2017
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