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Chris outsmarts ween who texted him

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, May 17, 2017.

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  1. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    I'm surprised he didn't dox out his phone number and all unless the ween was smart enough to hide it. We should find out who texted Chris so we can laugh at him endlessly.
     
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  2. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    why not you text him yourself?
     
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    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    If this was true, this may be the biggest burn Chris has ever given to someone other tan his own house.
    A rare moment of brilliance in an age of darkness.
    Also, he needs to stop using semicolons if he doesn't understand what they're for.
     
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  4. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Chris, proof or it didn't happen.

    And on the chance it did happen, you've got to be a pretty dumb ween for Chris to be all "hmmm, yeah, troll harder..."
     
    Duhtay Wodes, May 17, 2017
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  5. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Claiming to be from the future sounds pretty dumb, even if Chris is your mark.
     
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  6. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    True, but then again, this is the same guy who thought he was actually talking to the creator of Mario, so I'm guessing this ween thought he had a leg up...
     
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  7. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Was it the "I'm Batman" ween again? Or just someone who didn't learn from his folly?
     
    Very Honest Content, May 17, 2017
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    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Or the boyfriend free girl who's trolling plan Chris apparently found out about (or was tipped off about)
     
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    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Congrats Chris, you outwitted a 12 year old ween.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, May 17, 2017
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    There's a small possibility that the person who texted him from the future was him, and he traveled back in time to have sex with himself.



    "I'm from the future, you'll understand someday."
     
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  11. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Chris will take any victory he can, no matter how small.
     
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  13. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    And thus, Chris learned the old adage:
    "Quit while you're ahead...."
     
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    How is this even considered a clever reply from Chris' part?
     
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    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    It's not so much that Chris' reply was clever, it's more that the trolling attempt was just really stupid.
     
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    What if that "trolling-stupid" was Chris from the future warning him not to [scream at the dean/take CADD/draw a picture of himself finger-banging Megan/run over Michael Snyder/burn down his house/cut his taint open/etc.], only, Chris being Chris, he was too big a bumble-fuck to set the time-coordinates correctly and ended up too late to prevent any of those?

    I'm just saying it shouldn't come as a surprise that Chris is dense enough to fail across time itself.
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The 2010-2020 Sports Almanac thing is a Back to the Future Part II reference.

    Still constantly thinking about TV and movies.
     
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  18. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    >when a ween is so dumb he is outsmarted by OPL

    I wonder if they'll pull a Waterman and claim they're only PRETENDING so be a retard.
     
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    "I'm from the future" and "Trolling Stupid"
    Weens and Christine: a match made in heaven.
     
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    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    That's usually the route a troll goes when their planned troll backfires on them.
     
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