Sonichu/Chandler Family Photo

I like Barbs B-boy ensemble. He also mentions how proud his dad would have been of this work of art...yeah sure.

 

Son-Chu was really really necessary on this. Yep, no doubt he was. He sure is relevant enough to take up like 60% of the image.

I much doubt Bob would appreciate to be anywhere near any of Chris' tranny hedgehog-rat abominations.

 

What a retard...

 

Barb's club foot is my favorite part of this catastrophe.

 

We get it, Magi-Chan and Sylvana are in love.

 

Derrick*

 

Couldn't even get Barb to stand out there with him.

 

Chris didn't even stand out there himself.
Also, what are Blake and Bubbles doing there off to the left? Is it deviance? It's deviance, innit?

 

He shopped himself in wearing the classic. That speakes volumes.

 

As an art student, something of this...caliber...sticks out for me and I just HAVE to sperg about it.

Wait, who the fuck is this? Is this Cerah, all grown up? Did Chris not tell us about this? What the fuck is going on with her quills? Why is she bara as fuck? Why are her shorts ripped? It this Chris' dated view of teenagers? Who? What? When? Where? Why?

What the fuck is going on here? Is Bubbles bending over or did Chris just draw her torso wrong? Why is Blake standing DIRECTLY behind her? Why does Blake look bemused?

That's just fucking rubbing that stupid retcon in. And where's Sandy? Why is Simonla wearing parachute pants?

Is that purple aura supposed to be Sylvania's hair in the wind? Or their combined psychic powers? And what are their legs doing?

Bob looks like he wants to die. Which is perfectly reasonable. Can we make a new emote? Call it :lumberjack: or something.

Chris isn't even looking into the camera. And why isn't he Comic Christine?

All in all, it's a fucking trainwreck. But these kinds of trainwrecks are the ones we want, not begging video trainwrecks. I think I've found a new desktop picture...

@Trickie @Blank this is prime redrawing material right here.

 

I guess it would have made too much sense to have Sonchu on the other side to block whatever the hell that white block is hiding.

 

That picture would go great with the CWCki article "Chris and reality."

 

Maybe he's supposed to be next to the car in the background, comparing muscles and certain other instruments chatting with his old auto friends?

Yoga?
(Although that pose, the Butterfly Pose, is supposed to be for pregnant women...)

 

double post sorry m9s

 

Does he wear that same skirt everyday? How bad you think that thing smells?

 

A few things cleared up for any confused onlookers:

• That's not Sylvanas hair, that's apparently a portal Magi-Chan and Sylvana are sat on.
• He did forget Zapina and Sandy, he updated the image to add them creepily joined at the hip. (Reconnected to lesbians in 3...2..)
• I think what's going on is Blake is leaning affectionately on Bubbles, while she's crouched.
• Yep the butch pink Rosechu is Cera all grown up. Her fallout with Kevin made her go full on butch lesbian and she is apparently dating an asian human.
• Also Cera's gender is apparently "Tomboy". No one tell Chris Tomboy is just a word for a butch sporty woman and not a set of genitals.
• Chris is his comic book tomgirl self because apparently this is all in 2008 still thats why he has the classic on. Though it doesn't explain the adult baby Sonichu brood.

 

I'm on it like a Slaton Sister on a BOGO sale for Rotisserie Chickens at the Piggly Wiggly.

 

AH NU CWCKI BREEKI IV DAMKE