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Meta Who would you cast in a Chris Chan movie?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Windows7Guy100, May 5, 2017.

  1. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    I'd cast Clint Eastwood as Bob. I'd cast Seth Rogen for Chris and Amy Schumer for Christine. I don't have a big pool of actors so my choices would be shit. If we get the Jerkhief, then I'd cast Idris Elba.
     
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  2. Kappashiro Nietzschieri

    Kappashiro Nietzschieri Deep in the Ocean Engineering Thoughts

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    Since Chris is supposed to be sympathetic he would be played by a really attractive actor and then a really attractive actress after transitioning. All the trolls would be really ugly. It will definitely win an oscar that way.
     
  3. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    I don't really think that they would go that route for oscar bait. I think that instead they would have Chris being an unattractive man, that becomes a beautiful woman after transitioning. Perhaps they would have the main trolls (Clyde Cash, Liquid Chris, Alec, etc.) as attractive people and the legions of lesser-trolls and weens as being incredibly ugly. Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris would move on from Chris, while Alec will continue to troll Chris but he'll be showcased in the movie as even more of a villain because now, instead of trolling an ugly autistic guy, he's trolling a beautiful transwoman who's trying to move on with her life and he's the last major troll from the classic period who hasn't left him alone.
     
  4. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    So a remake of the ugly duckling then.
     
  5. Guy Incognito

    Guy Incognito New Member

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    Chris- Patton Oswalt
    Bob- Dustin Hoffman
    Barb- Melissa McCarthy in 20 years
    Liquid Chris- Paul Dano
    Meagan- Zooey Deschanel
    Clyde Cash- Johnny Depp
    Sonichu- Andy Serkis
    Mary Lee Walsh- Judi Dench
     
  6. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Actually, maybe I'd just have Benedict Cumberbatch play every character in the movie. I'm sure he could pull it off.
     
  7. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    The Tom Cruise character from that movie doing one of Chris's shouting meltdowns would be awesome.
     
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  8. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Pretty good casting, especially Liquid Chris, he does look like Paul Dano's twin.
     
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  9. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I dunno, he's no Eddie Murphy.
     
  10. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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  11. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    If Robin Williams were still alive, he would be the best actor to play as Chris.
     
  12. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I mean, he already dressed like a woman in one movie...
     
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  13. Harrison Gentleman

    Harrison Gentleman Old-School Gentleman

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    My personal picks for the cast and crew....

    Director: Quentin Tarantino (in the trademark Tarantino style for the extra bizarre factor)

    Chris: Patton Oswalt
    Barb: Lily Tomlin
    Bob: J.K. Simmons
    Mary Lee Walsh: Meryl Streep
    Michael Snyder: Jeff Goldblum
    Cole Smithey: Paul Giamatti
    Clyde Cash: James Franco
    Megan Schroeder: Selena Gomez
    Sarah Hammer: Kylie Minogue
    Thorg: Seth Rogen
    Marvin: Phil LaMarr
    Sonichu: Jaleel White (he was the first voice of Sonic, so why not?)
     
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  14. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    I read the last one as Jesco White. Just imagine Jesco white as the voice of Sonichu.

     
  15. Harrison Gentleman

    Harrison Gentleman Old-School Gentleman

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    That would be even better!
     
  16. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau as everybody.
     
  17. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Which one plays 'comic world' Chris and which one is 'IRL' Chris? Who takes Barb opposite of Bob? I would potentially watch this...
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Imagine CWC with the same voice as Homer Simpson...
     
  19. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    I was going to say Chris Farley as Classic Chris until I remembered that he's dead now.
     
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  20. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    Just do Jack black. He's the closest we have . That or Zach gallifanikis. Or however he's spelled.
     
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