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The Many Ladies Of CWC

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Uncle Frank, May 10, 2017.

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Best CWC Girl?

  1. Megan Schroeder

    56.8%
  2. Ivy

    13.5%
  3. Kacey Devoria

    5.4%
  4. Julie Milvana

    2.7%
  5. Jacklyn Romy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Sarah May

    2.7%
  7. Vanessa Hudgens

    2.7%
  8. PandaHalo/Sarah Mackensie

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Blanca Weiss

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Barbara Chandler

    16.2%
  1. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    To be honest this is more of a joke thread but I figured since it's closely related to Chris I would put it here instead of Oh Hai Mark. Let's see if that was a good idea, shall we?
    Chris has had enough ladies for his life to become a harem anime, but who was the best girl? Fight over it like manchildren usually do.

    NOTE: I didn't include Catherine or "The Wallflower" because we barely know anything about them (and there's a limited amount of poll responses).
     
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  2. Retrogamepak

    Retrogamepak CWC and Dirty

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    Obligatory JULAY comment for this thread.

    ( Megan was the best waifu for Chris.)
     
  3. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    I would have voted Hanna had she been there. She trolled before trolling was a thing.

    (Also, if the CWC girls are an anime harem, we need to start shipping them with each other as well. Jacky x Julie, anyone?)
     
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  4. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    When it comes to women as friends, yeah, Megan was the best - not that much troll interference, why they stopped being friends is all Chris's fault, and she went on to have a better life - IIRC rumor has it she got married and moved to Kentucky.

    As far as women in Chris's life in general, I'd say Mary Lee Walsh - he took what should have been a minor conflict and literally turned her into a comic book villain.
     
  5. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I vote Ivy just because I love that video where he's talking about what they're going to do when they meet.
     
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  6. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    lol someone voted kacey wtf
     
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  7. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I showed a friend of mine that video, and when it got to Chris saying "My mommy and I....", said friend got creeped the fuck out:
    "When a guy that age says the word "mommy" in that context, it just reeks of being a serial killer!"
     
  8. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    My MAAAAAAHMMY and I...
     
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  9. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    If Ivy was actually a real girl, and actually wanted to meet up with Chris, I think that would be the red flag that would make her go "Yeah, if I go to his house, I might not come out of it alive..."
     
  10. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    That video is classic from start to finish. Just a complete lack of self-awareness and social skills, it's hilarious but also extremely creepy and unsettling at the same time. My mommy is going to pick you up, then we'll watch Gilligan's Island, then we're going to fuck. And at that point he thought it was an attractive redhead who was interested in him. Then there's the suit he's wearing over the polo shirt and the song...you could analyze it all day.
     
  11. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    It never fails to amuse me that Chris thought the key to a girl's heart (an attractive one at that) would be watching Gilligan's Island.
    Lord knows, I've seen many a pussy get wet by watching Skipper....
     
  12. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Gilligan's Island and chill
     
  13. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I'm telling ya, all you need is to watch *one* instance of the Professor making something out of a coconut, and you'll instantly be deep in the china...
     
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  14. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I love that Blorb was added to this list. XD
     
  15. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Yes the only woman chris has slept with. Does the prostitute count?
     
  16. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    "Mia Hamm" could be anybody. Plus I don't believe he actually did score. Chris has never been one to be truthful when it comes to talking about himself.
     
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    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    I can't vote for the hot piece of tail that is Megagi, so I'll have to vote for her mom instead.
    Megan is probably the only one that really liked him, once. If Chris was a harem anime, she'd be the one I'd ship with him based on her personality (harem protagonists are supposed to have bland personalities so you can project yourself onto them, rather than have their own repugnant personalities).
     
  18. PCA

    PCA Well-Known Member

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    That was the very first CWC video that I ever saw and that comment is what made me become dumbfounded at Chris's weirdness...
     
  19. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    I voted Megan because she was the most TRUE and HONEST of them all. If she were in an harem anime, she'd probably be the most to act actually human... As she's the most normal person out of all of these choices. Out of all the "girlfriends", I enjoyed Megan the most as a person because she wasn't girls with "made up" personalities who purposely tried to get Chris into a relationship ( though that's not very hard. If you have a vagina Chris is already probably wanting a piece of that. ), she was just a regular person who Chris lusted after.

    Of course there is the Wallflower but we barely know her as a person so- She's not on the list so she doesn't count.

    Though speaking of anime, someone would probably give Megan the "tsundere" archetype or whatever in the anime due to her always pushing Chris away.

    Why am I seriously thinking about this?
     
  20. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    Also if we include Kacey that means Liquid Chris would have to be in the harem anime as a "rival".

    Somewhere out there though, someone will ship Solid Chris and Liquid Chris together.

    ... Kill me.