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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

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  1. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I doubt anyone, white knight or ween, will have the bail money for federal charges against chris.
     
    Minimal Effort, Apr 16, 2017
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  2. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris got framed for murder and only had 48 hours to find the real culprit?
     
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  3. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    She'd spend most of it whining online for us to help find the culprit. In a plot twist, it turns out to be the Chandler cats, launching a revolution.
     
    Baron_Aurr, Apr 17, 2017
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  4. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    VIVA LA SORBET
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 18, 2017
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  5. TheVoid

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    Someone will have gotten away with murder.
     
    TheVoid, Apr 18, 2017
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if Chris was a subatomic particle?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Apr 18, 2017
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  7. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    A-Logs would want to split him.
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 18, 2017
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  8. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Ween scientists would come up with a new element called JULAAAAAAAAAAYtanium just to fuse Chris with it because they are le epik trollz 4 da lulz.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Apr 18, 2017
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  9. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    Atomic symbol CW, atomic weight 69 (the number 69 is inherently funny).

    Also, the Chris particle doesn't have the protons revolve around the electrons and neutrons. Rather, the Infinitely High Proton-Electron Factor means that all the protons and electrons revolve in pairs around the single neutron.
     
    Baron_Aurr, Apr 18, 2017
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  10. Red Light Abnormality

    Red Light Abnormality Active Member

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    What if Chris was born 100 years earlier?
     
    Red Light Abnormality, Apr 18, 2017
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  11. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    He would have died off in the Great Depression, after spending what little money his family had on Amos and Andy model cars instead of food.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Apr 18, 2017
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  12. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    And instead of Sonichu, he'd come up with a ripof.......ahem, totally original Mickey Mouse off-shoot character.
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Apr 18, 2017
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  13. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Then....how about.......

    What if Chris went back in time to the 1930's and started the Mickeychu Saga?
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Apr 18, 2017
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  14. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    That explains where Dolan and Gooby came from...
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Apr 18, 2017
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  15. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Good ol' Ducky Mickeychu and Doggy Mickeychu.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Apr 18, 2017
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  16. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    What if chris finds a copy of sburb?
    What would he prototype?
    How would be his planet?
    Who would be his sprite?
    (Only homestuck fans will understand this)
     
    Stardust, Apr 18, 2017
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  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Chris would starve to death, people in line at a soup kitchen do not give a shit about your autistic fanwank.
     
    Minimal Effort, Apr 18, 2017
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  18. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Since this thread got locked, let's revive it here:

    What if Chris's farts made him fly?
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Apr 18, 2017
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  19. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    what if a mad scientist launched Chris(tine) into space and forced him to watch crappy movies?
     
    Norman Krasner, Apr 18, 2017
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  20. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I'd worry about how he eats or sleeps.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Apr 18, 2017
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