4/14 EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE

So chris is trying to film his own version of "Psycho" now?

 

Honestly I'm of the opinion that Barb has Parkinson's. Someone on KF mentioned ages ago how little she blinks and that's honestly what got me into that. The interrupted speech and rigidity are additional things I've seen in other people with Parkinson's. That said I could be wrong.

 

Terrifying.

I feel like I only have seven days to live after watching that.

 

Ancient Egyptians pharaohs were buried with their riches, but Barb goes one better by dying with her 'riches'.

Also yeah something is definitely wrong in Barb's lump of grey matter. I honestly hope a social worker intervenes, both of them deserve to be in assisted care homes.

 

Spoiler: you knew i had to do this

 

On the bright side Barb looks like she lost a lot of weight.

 

Cadavers have that effect.

 

She looks like she's seen a ghost.

 

LOL, Barb scares me. What a shill Chris is for using his mommy dearest to get money out of people...I know he did it once before but damn, let the woman die in peace!

 

Are you fucking kidding? The A-Logs in the comments section for his videos are sadder than he is. It's nothing but "CHRIS I HOP U DIE BECUZ U R SUCK N UR MOM IS SUCK TOO!!!!!"

I doxxed a few of them. Trust me, they're pathetic fuckers. Then again, I took time out of my day to dox A-Logs, so how where does that put me?

 

Slightly less spergy then the A-Logs?

 

Only very slightly.

But back to the lecture at hand: Barb's face absolutely terrifies me. I agree that it looks like she's gonna laugh, but not in a "that's a funny joke" way. It's more in an "I'm gonna kill Jason Todd with a crowbar and cripple Barbara Gordon" kind of way.

 

I've never seen this scene from the Squidbillies. Why did they cast a skinny actress to play Krystal in live-action? Kinda like when they had T-Pain play Frylock.

 

I think Chris might want to consider using the Benny Hill theme to underscore the next begging video.

 

Use "Yakety-Sax"!?!

Dude, I wish I could add infinite likes to this. Can someone add it to his sex tape against Johan?

 

You have no idea how disappointed I was when "cleaning," didn't follow that.
Because I really thought she was going to go "Cooking....cleaning!"

 

If she would have said that, it would have sold me on the idea that Chris is the one trolling us.

 

Seeing Barb in the livestream was a little bit different than the Barb in the EMERGENCY video. Barbs body may be failing, but I think her manipulative nature is as strong as ever.

 

Who wants to bet Chris tries to get Cole to help out/calls Cole out for not helping?

 

It wouldn't shock me if, at some point in the next few days, Chris decides to make a video where he butters up Cole mercilessly with compliments, then is all "hmmm, yeah.....so Cole, can yew lend me and mah a couple g's?"