4/7 - Chris spends $400 on a gold necklace

Why does Barb even need nice jewelry when she doesn't leave the house ever.

 

I guess that's just what hoarders do. She couldn't let the necklace go, she had to replace it. It's a severe mental disorder.

 

She's got to look pretty for the hoard. It's a demanding master.

 

Yeah, but that's basically just the actual book.

 

his friends suggested he get a job and he threw a tantrum, now he buys this, I wonder how his friends will react to this when they find out?

 

Probably less critically than toys or games, it was a necklace Barb had to pawn that was special to her, and Chris made a big sale before doing it. Buying a replacement necklace was probably top priority. Chris will get slack if it's for his mother and not him.

 

Well, I've always heard that dragons gathered precious metal hoards because that's where they slept. Legend confirmed. Jesus Christ, stupid me for thinking that he intended to use the money to get caught up with the mortgage payments and settle some outstanding bills. These two are unbelievable at managing cash. Classic chess move, appeasing your abuser with an expensive gift there, Chris.

 

He could give her all the gold necklaces in the world and they'd still be $800 in the red on the mortgage. The most ridiculous part of all this is that, even if the Totem blood sacrifice doesn't get cancelled, they're so shit at finances they'll have to pawn the goddamn necklace off again just to make ends meet.

 

Chris will probably sneak up behind Barb and put the necklace on her as a surprise like in all the jewelry commercials on da TV. And then they'll spoon for five hours after.

 

wait what?

that dragon sickness tho..

 

Barb has often used suicide threats to guilt Chris into obeying her whims.

When Bob and Chris tried to discuss cleaning the hoard to Barb, she responded by threatening suicide.[25]

 

So next we should be seeing Charb getting replacements of the "Dali replicas" that the "greedy firemen" supposedly took.

 

Classic Chris buying a "14k gold necklace" off of eBay and not, you know, an actual jewelry store.

 

He's probably banned from it. Especially if it's located at Fashion Square.

 

im surprised he hasnt been banned from fashion square outright.

 

Surely those bans would be expired by now?

 

But would Chris realise that?

 

Ohhhh if this comes back to bite him in the ass it is going to be glorious.

Also if that purchase of the totem was legit then god help the soul of the man or woman who bought it, for they have just welcomed a blue abomination of demon into their house.

 

But the employees' memories haven't expired.