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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

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  1. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    what if Chris(tine) went back to school to repeat every grade, like Billy Madison?
     
    Norman Krasner, Apr 1, 2017
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    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    what if Chris(tine) got a job at MHS? (s)he's not qualified for a teaching job but maybe as a janitor, substitute teacher, or teacher's assistant if (s)he had the work ethic
     
    Norman Krasner, Apr 1, 2017
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  3. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    He'd be that control-freak substitute that couldn't actually control the kids and quitting in the middle of the day because teenagers are too mean.
     
    Cyan, Apr 1, 2017
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  4. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    (Un)Welcome Back Chandler
     
    Norman Krasner, Apr 2, 2017
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  5. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    ̶p̶e̶d̶o̶f̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶f̶i̶r̶m̶e̶d̶
    She'd maybe lose some weight, definitely flip out over her gender identity not being respected, and probably fail due to a lack of work ethic and self-control.
     
    Baron_Aurr, Apr 2, 2017
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  6. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    What if chris travels to chile?
     
    Stardust, Apr 2, 2017
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  7. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    He'd freak out that not almost everyone is white and McDonalds isn't at every corner, presumably.
    Then, when he's banned from going there ever again, Trump will go to war with Chile, using that as an excuse
     
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  8. Sakura97

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    What if Chris had a best friend? I don't mean someone that Bob and Barb hired to hang out with Chris, or an imaginary friend like Sonichu, I mean a real person who stays by Chris's side even throughout his darkest moments like the Game Place and Blarms incidents.
     
    Sakura97, Apr 2, 2017
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  9. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Chris would eventually drive them away somehow, no matter how devoted they are to him.
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 3, 2017
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  10. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    He did have a best friend, Patti. The only creature that loved chris.
     
    Minimal Effort, Apr 3, 2017
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  11. TheKnightoftheRustyHelm

    TheKnightoftheRustyHelm A Jerk and Everybody Loves Me!

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    What if Chris didn't get stressed by the trolls and so didn't stop making Sonichu? Would he still be in debt hell if he actually kept his promises in what applies to his 'intelectual property'?
     
    TheKnightoftheRustyHelm, Apr 4, 2017
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  12. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Well it's been established time and time again that Sonichu cannot make any money so chances are he would either give up on it or put it on the backburner for something else.
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 5, 2017
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  13. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    Except that Sonichu _can_ make money. People will willingly pay Chris $50 to spend an hour putting Crayola marker and Bic pen to a sheet of printer paper, he just doesn't want to do it.
     
    Mouseberger, Apr 5, 2017
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    He would be skinnier
     
    MeffyLuks, Apr 6, 2017
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  15. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Sonichu could actually make a fairly decent chunk of cash. The problem is that Chris would have to undo all the copywritten material he used, but there's so much original insanity that Chris could market that. Shit, he's got a ready audience already.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Apr 6, 2017
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  16. Sakura97

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    What if Chris stole a historic artifact from a museum, then later tried to return it in hopes of recieving a reward for finding it?
     
    Sakura97, Apr 8, 2017
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  17. Uncle Frank

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    He would sell it on ebay for lego money
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 8, 2017
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  18. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    What if chris teletransport into the undertale universe and fell down into the underground
    What color would be his soul?
     
    Stardust, Apr 10, 2017
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  19. Uncle Frank

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    He has no soul.
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 10, 2017
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  20. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    Brown with poo.
     
    Mouseberger, Apr 10, 2017
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