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FB 3/7 - Chris shills for Blue Apron

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Mar 7, 2017.

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  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I don't know Blue Apron offhand, but ten seconds of casual research shows that they look to be pretty damn expensive by poor folk standards. Though it is nice to see Chris eating actual food.

    I'm very glad that the instructions were worded good.
     
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    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    I did 1 minute of autistic research and I predict that Chris may probably be skimming on the idea to get some free meals out of the Blue Apron referral program. It only requires that you're an American adult with a heart-beat.

    This can possibly open doors to a new "food drive" chapter for the Financhu Crisis!

    Of course, the only thing I'll donate to Chris are many crates of pickles.
     
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  4. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    funny, that's exactly what I'm going to send him for christmas this year.
     
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  5. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Love how he left the deathbattle promo link at the end.
     
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    If it's expensive, then that means less banana money for Barb.
     
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  7. Birdoj

    Birdoj bird but in esperanto

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    Yeah I was gonna say it's really fucking expensive.

    Is Chris a picky eater at all? They tend to send out some pretty unique things so it's very possible he's going to get some meals he's not going to like at all.
     
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  8. Attachments-senpai

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    I think this is the first time I've ever seen someone use a paper plate to serve a meal they dropped $60 for.
     
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  9. Telefunken

    Telefunken Telefunken

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    That is a pretty expensive meal to serve on paper plates.
    It is also a four portion meal, by the recipe, so it looks like he opted for the more expensive plan.

    The broccoli he cooked also looks disgusting.
     
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    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Notoriously Chris doesn't like pickles. I can't think of much else he doesn't like. Kengle sent him sardines during the house fire episode and Chris ate them and liked them despite being freaked out by the eyes at first.
     
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  11. Attachments-senpai

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    Oh fuck, I didn't notice that. He dropped over $70 on this shit.

    Can't say I'm surprised. I had my doubts that the two-person meal plan would be enough to sate Barb and Chris' appetites.
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Kengle sent Chris sardines and he still hasn't really been noticed by CWC.

    Also why sardines of all things? Is that what Kengle likes and he projected that onto Chris?
     
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  13. Telefunken

    Telefunken Telefunken

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    Each serving, cooked, is 580 calories, so they are probably eating more than 1000 calories each per meal.

    Here is the recipe.
    https://www.blueapron.com/recipes/soy-glazed-chicken-with-soba-noodles-broccoli-cashews
     
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    Yep, sounds accurate.
     
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    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    I wasn't paying attention to the food picture until now, but I noticed Chris was cooking some Soy-glazed chicken. That's an interesting choice.

    I'd like to chime in that soy is a highly estrogenic food... well, if you commit to eat plenty of it every day. Hippie-dippie-healthy diets tend to do that.

    Provided that this is a contributing step towards complete female transformation, the best tomgirl-related result that this tranny superfood may give him is even worse gynecomastia (MALE TITS). I guess McDonalds and hypnosis beats weren't enough for his bulging, "womanly" figure. He's obviously not willing to exercise for trap-mode aesthetics, so he'll settle with simply eating different shit.

    There is no other reason to order expensive food like this when you're broke, lazy, and you call a flesh wound in your taint a "vagina".

    I can read you like a goddamn coloring book, Chris.
     
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  16. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    According to the Holy Book, Chris has so far only shown a distaste for pickles. There are some sects that believe that this is because Chris has an aversion to strong flavors. Other followers believe that Chris-chan enjoys strong flavors and is merely offended by the Pickles uncomfortably penis shape. Some heretics believe it is neither and that his hatred of the pickle stems from Chris's enemy, the dreaded pickle man. All followers of Chris-chan agree however, that as long Chris avoids any pickles or portent flavors he should be fine until his coffers run thin.

    Edit: i really need to stop posting when drunk
     
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    Red Light Abnormality Active Member

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    When he said "it all came out real good", I thought he meant shitting on the toilet.
     
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    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    It probably tastes like burning.
     
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  19. Orkeosaurus

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    That chicken looks uncooked as hell. Cooking with jack/chris crossover when?

    I wonder if he gave any to Barb?
     
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    Spork Well-Known Member

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    0/10 only one picture no screaming Frank Wu would not buy.
     
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