Random thoughts and Questions

Why didnt he make a bigger deal out of his birthday this year? (35)

 

He was busy shitting himself and doing nothing. It's a very time-consuming and stressful job.

 

What if chris find the video "for julie eyes only"?

 

Stress sigh, shit himself, do nothing, complain on Facebook, etc. That's all he ever does at this point.

 

He didn't publicly, but might have with his friends. There's been no sign of trolls lately, and without them, Chris doesn't have motivation to post online about his daily life.

 

Chris is like the typical famous person who was cool at first but now is on decadency

 

And then makes one last failed attempt to be relevant, and then dies from a drug binge or something.

 

He's screwed no matter what. He has to verify his claim through the Dawes roll (since he "claims" through the Oklahoma band). You are ONLY included in the Dawes Final List if your family received land through the Dawes Act. If they didn't you could be full blood and not be recognized. There are Chandlers listed in the Dawes Rolls, (yeah, I own a copy) so Bob might not have lied. But here's the thing: your affiliation to your Cherokee heritage comes to you ONLY through your MOTHER! (And for gods sake don't tell him THIS). Women are the owners of everything among the Cherokee. House. Children. The works. When she marries, her husband joins HER Clan and family and she can end the marriage simply by putting his shit outside and saying "you don't live here anymore". The pissed off southern Cherokee grandma is the scariest fucking thing in the world! Proving your tribal heritage for enrollment is a massive pain in the ass in order to get your "Certificate of Degree of Indian Blood" (CDIB, it's also called the Blood Card or the Quantum card). It specifies your degree of ethnic tribal blood. And then you go through the mess of registration and how MUCH you need for tribal recognition, Oklahoma Nation is hell because they don't CARE what degree you have, you instead have to PROVE you are related all the way BACK to the specific dick listed in the Dawes Roll. Eastern Band Cherokee requires proof of a minimum of 1/16th and verifies through the Baker Rolls (same as Dawes, but for the North Carolina crowd) Eastern Band no longer enroll adults. I have NO idea what going on with the Oklahoma Nation., but I have seen a Blood Card from OK that listed 3/16th degree on it. (source: is actual 1/4 dirty, red Eastern Band Cherokian with dumb paper to prove it -- it entitles me to nothing, the "casino" money thing is whole OTHER novel. We are the whitest Indians you've ever seen. I know fullbloods named "FitzPatrick". We have no fucking "royalty" -- neither does Chris)

TL;DR: Even if he is, he's actually not. And it's Barb's fault.

 

Makes me glad I never sought out validation based on ethnic status even before my family's long-standing claim of being Native American was proven false by genetic testing recently.

Why people lie about something so trivial is confusing.

 

Good!

 

Now all we have to do is disprove Chris's claim to the house of Tudors. Which like you mentioned about his nobility with the Wasabi Cherokee linage, that it's a moot point. As the Tudors have been dethroned, and currently the House of Windsor sits on the King Edward's Throne. All Chris has left is the Mayor of Cwcville which was destroyed with the ongoing wars (aka us, Pmurt, PVCC, etc) according to Chris' mention of us Dang Dirty Trolls in his comics and posts. Chris' only hope is to go back in time with the Time Void where Sonichu will Zap to the extreme the enemies of the Tudors (aka Chris closet) but alas for him even that was destroyed as 14BC was destroyed by a fire thus destroying the Time Void.

 

Amazingly, it's been popular for people to lie about having dashes of exotic races in their genealogy for more than a century. Aparently pure blooded white and back people just aren't interesting unless you are a neo-nazi.

 

That's not hard. The person they claim they're descended from had only one child, and that child famously died without an heir. Of course literally everyone in Europe is related to Charlemagne and no one takes claims of distant royal ancestry seriously. Hell, I'm distantly related to the royal families of Britain, Denmark, Norway, and Sweden; it doesn't mean anything though since I'm not in the direct line for any of them and basically anyone from northern Europe is too.

 

The one thing I'll never understand about Queen Elizabeth I, is she was a sexy redhead which male wouldn't want to be BDSM by her? But are you then a Princess Luna literally? We should fight in your name and reclaim your throne like on Warband.

 

I did that one too, over on KF. That was my last post before the board went down. I'm having massive computer and Internet problems, but I'll park it over here when I get them sorted out. Short answer ... He's not THERE either. Francis Weston may or may not have BONED Anne Boylen, but he was in NO WAY a Royal nor a member of the House of Tudor, and he sure as hell DIED for it. Barb is a fucking idiot and NO ONE in this family has ever spent TEN MINUTES doing family research. (More source: Henry Episode VIII sperg, owns several biographies on his shenanigans, has photo of where Weston met his end, taken with much glee, then I drank a beer. God I hope I sent him a postcard from the Tower of London.)

 

So Chris wants money right? And we want him to die right? What if we pay Chris to die?

 

Hmmm... chris being hired as a contract killer for himself. In other words give chris money, he does not do the work, he blows the money on whatever shiny crap has his attention at the moment, Lulz ensue, and then the cycle repeats iself.

 

Has chris watched jojo?

 

No way he'd get through the first episode without publicly wishing death on Dio and wishing Jojo was a girl so he could be lesbians with his girlfriend or whatever.

 

Day 500 since Sonichu was last updated.



Think we'll hit the 1,000 mark?