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How are you celebrating Christian Love Day?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 24, 2017.

  1. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Did you shit yourself and stress sigh?
     
  2. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    I should probably mention that I ordered extra pickles on my Big Mac Jr sandwiches last night. I'm wondering if that's the cause for this morning's acrobatic shits.

    I try Chris-Chan's daily diet for ONE meal, and my digestive system suddenly becomes a World War I trench, complete with all the dead Germans and Italians in my ass.

    I need some new panties. This birthday celebration was nothing but bad ideas and ass-ache.
     
  3. Kappashiro Nietzschieri

    Kappashiro Nietzschieri Deep in the Ocean Engineering Thoughts

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    I walked through a drive through.
     
  4. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    I worked in the kitchen of a drive-thru restaurant
     
  5. InklingTits

    InklingTits daddy's inkies

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    More like get drunk and watch Idiocracy..
     
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  6. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    Just don't do your Donald Duck impression out on the floor or they'll can your ass.
     
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  7. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    It was really nice where I am as well. Now I'm stuck with frigid temps again. Nice to think Christian Love Day could bring up such good weather though.
     
  8. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    Regardless of the weather in Virginia, you can be sure that Chris probably stayed inside and played Pokémon.
     
  9. JOHANnessburg

    JOHANnessburg Shut up Johan you're driving me crazy

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    I began my training to be a YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr
     
  10. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    And not the "Go" version that could've done the trick.
     
  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    How thoughtful and considerate of Chris to explain that challenge for us.
     
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  12. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    I went outside thinking of life
     
  13. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    Excellent!
     
  14. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    I tried to celebrate Christian Love Day, but the instructions were unclear and I got my duck stuck in a ceiling fan.
     
  15. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    It's alright, everybody does that from time to time.
     
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  16. Chandler Cats

    Chandler Cats Mama Cats. You kids settle down!

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    Fear not. Partner Chandler Cats and I did the same thing. We went to a really expensive show on Broadway and gave each other a lovely piece of jewelry based on the main character ... Who is a crazy faded movie star who loses her mind and shoots a washed-up writer who has lost his will to write because of Stress and instead chooses to never have a real job while he sponges off a rich cougar who loses her friggin' mind and follows his every move. We each picked out a necklace, bought them for each other and presented them with all due ceremony and "many happy returns on Christian Love Day." More people should do this.
     
  17. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Only on the Internet can an insane autistic manchild pervert's birthday be so special.
     
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  18. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Sunset Boulevard is on Broadway?

    Learn something new everyday really is true and not just some saying . . .

    (I don't think Chris would get the satire in either the original film or a stage adaptation of it even if you explained it to him while he was watching it. I used to live right down the street from the apartment they used for Joe Gillis' place when he runs from the repo men in his car. It's a nice little hideaway in a kind of rough part of town these days.)
     
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  19. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    So, a writer?
     
  20. Chandler Cats

    Chandler Cats Mama Cats. You kids settle down!

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    .

    It is INDEED back on Broadway for 17 weeks with a brand new staging that is heart stopping and also heart breaking. So, yes, we figured that a lovely girly item from a crack pot who dresses like a pharaoh would be the perfect Christian Love Day. Gift. If you can hit the show, go! It's unbelievable and I saw the original cast production. She is even better now as Norma.

    Oh and the Alto Nido apartments are alive and well. We live very close to one another ... Or did. Poor Joe.
    Exactly. You know. We sit by the pool all day, Gloria Swanson gives us money, Erich Von Stroheim glowers at us. We don't work because all our creative worth is killed in us and paper and typing make us prickles wickley. Fortunately, in this version someone shoots this asshole.

    Plus, dude, Glenn Close is The President of the MCU Galaxy, she knows Rocket and Groot!
     
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