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FB 2/18 - Countdown to 35th birthday

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Feb 19, 2017.

  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Almost 10 years after "Christian Love Day" of 2007, and:

    - Chris still has no "Sweetheart from the Ground-Up."
    - "Crystal" still doesn't exist.
    - Sonichu is still not a successful media franchise.
    - Chris is getting older and balder.

    Yet Chris probably still hasn't given up hope that a dream from elementary school days will someday come true -- despite not really doing anything for it, and despite the many issues yet to be worked out.
     
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  3. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Chris' optimism that he will have his sweetheart and Crystal is definitely starting to wane, which is sad in a way, as it was one of his funnier qualities.
     
  4. Katolate

    Katolate Boxyfly

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  5. ShavedSheep

    ShavedSheep Baa!

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    Wow, his DOG DIED and he has to move the MASSIVE DOGHOUSE. Not to mention feats of strength such as WEEDING.
     
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  6. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    Calling it now: Chris will try to use his 'illness' and all the 'hardships' he's been enduring to try to guilt people into giving him toys/money for his birthday.
     
  7. Bob's Axe

    Bob's Axe Well-Known Member

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    I can't wait to send my yearly gift of nothing!
     
  8. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Only five more years until the big 4-0. Assuming his diet and gender transition shenanigans haven't killed him by then, of course.

    At least he profited from Sonichu for a while. He made several thousand from the Business saga... although he did have to pay the price of losing all his dignity to get famous enough for that.
     
  9. The Mighty Shockwave

    The Mighty Shockwave Suspicious purple old guy

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    Yeah because you don't have any.
     
  10. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Yeah that youthful optimism really defined Classic Chris
     
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  11. Bob's Axe

    Bob's Axe Well-Known Member

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    They had so little potential and still managed to still fuck it up.
     
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  12. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    The only way that *might* work is if Chris had both terminal cancer and AIDS.
     
  13. DangDirtyTrolls

    DangDirtyTrolls New Member

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    I find it funny to think that things like weeding are general chores that most people do on a semi-regular basis, but Chris literally did that once and it still gets brought up as an example of how 'hard' he worked almost a decade later. Meanwhile his lawn is now full of nothing but weeds.
     
  14. Luna

    Luna Well-Known Member

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    I guess now we know why he's been so glum and nostalgic lately.
     
  15. InklingTits

    InklingTits daddy's inkies

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    Lets be honest with ourselves here guys. Crystal will never happen, this whole "transchu saga" has pretty much been the final nail in the coffin for Chris ever reproducing. Its not gonna happen...when Borb dies he will end up in one of those group homes.
     
  16. PS1gamenwatch

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    Why is 35 written in blood?
     
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  17. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Only in the fantasies of Kiwis does Chris end up in some group home.
     
  18. greaseman

    greaseman New Member

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    Who are "they?"
     
  19. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    Rates "feels."
     
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  20. Chris doesn't need a group home. He does know how to take care of himself and live basically on his own. Yes, he has no job and his hygiene is shit, but both of those can be attributed to general laziness and a sense of entitlement rather than some inherent inability. Barb may still be alive, but he's been left to handle his own shit for years. Chris can drive, he knows to pay bills on time, and he feeds himself. So he's able to function in the real world without needing 24/7 help.

    This current bout of depression is going to go one of two ways: either he succumbs to it and falls into a gradually more depressed state as he grows older/his dreams remain unrealized or Chris hardcore regresses into a childhood state.