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FB 2/12 - Chris finds Megan's Facebook, also claims he has empathy

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Feb 13, 2017.

  1. TheSaltMines

    TheSaltMines I never did know what was in that side pocket

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    Christian's misery is his own doing, there and now.
     
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  2. Spork

    Spork Well-Known Member

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    Last I heard, Chris thinks Skyraider is the teenaged boy who lives in the house across the street from 14BC. He thinks Skyraider stole his decade and a half old homework from another school district to turn in as his own.
     
  3. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    That's what I love about Chris. This is also probably the same neighbor Chris thought had trained a snake to sneak into his house.
     
  4. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    I hope that teenage boys is old enough to get all the women he wants, now.
     
  5. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    The best she can do is just ignore Chris. She already dealt with the creepy shit from him before up to the shecameforCWC. The more she ignores Chris' request, the more it could make him angry in thinking she's not being nice in accepting his apology or friend request.
     
  6. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    Chris is probably going to rape and murder Megan.
     
  7. Katolate

    Katolate Boxyfly

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    See, things like this is what makes me doubt Chris has any real life friends as several people claims to.
    He wouldn't be this desperate to guilt trip old aquitances into accepting him back if he had made new friends to fill that void.
     
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  8. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Or maybe Chris is just more attached to people he has known for over 15 years and has been thinking about them for almost that whole time, compared to people he has known for only a year or two?
     
  9. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Said people he's more attached to were people from when he was more social. Megan counts as one of them due to being from a time when the only place Chris would hang out at was a now defunct hobby store. Even then, the closest he had to friends were either acquaintances that didn't mind him at first or people who hanged out with him either out of pity or because his father paid them.
     
  10. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Exactly, Chris KNOWS that the gal-pals were only friends with him because the principal asked them to sit with him at lunch, he KNOWS how angry Megan was at him and why, he KNOWS that the only reason Natasha walked him home after school was because Bob paid her. He knows all these things but it doesn't matter to him, Chris has a very unhealthy attachment to these people, one that has lasted almost 20 years in some cases. It's all pretty sad.
     
  11. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    It's possible that we're looking too much into it and she really did just show up in "people you may know" on Facebook.
     
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  12. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Chris said in a post to Kim that he had been checking his sent friend requests on FB and that was when he saw Megan post.
     
  13. I can't necessarily agree with that in regards to his childhood. Bob and Barb fucked him up for life by raising him the way they did and denying him the treatment he still desperately needs. So the responsibility for his social foibles when he was a child rests - for the most part - on his parents.
     
  14. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    I bet she has PTSD from this event.
     
  15. TheSaltMines

    TheSaltMines I never did know what was in that side pocket

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    She probably just shivered and blocked him quick.

    Seeing Chris with cotton candy hair crammed into a Medium-sized girl's graphic tee probably did nothing for her.

    Especially if she considered forgiving him, which that in itself is highly unlikely.
     
  16. Caffeinated_pirate

    Caffeinated_pirate Wait, what?

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    Well she clearly hasn't blocked him, since he's still seeing her posts. Wonder why?
     
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  17. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    Maybe she doesn't care? Maybe she doesn't spend hours a day on FaceBook and hasn't noticed him yet?
     
  18. TheShaw

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    I'm sure his empathy was there when his aunt died. He totally felt the pain of losing a loved one....oh wait...he wanted to eat fucking pancakes instead of mourning.
     
  19. Chrus Chundlur

    Chrus Chundlur Member

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    There is the possibility of that being some forgotten fake ween account. The real Megan probably got sick of weens trying to reach her ages ago and uses some alias or configured his facebook to not show up on searches (I think you can do that, not sure). There is also a fair chance that Megan blocked the shit out of Chris years ago.

    Chris is a gigantic pussy, and will take any kind of shit from alleged friends. Years ago there was some guy from his high school on his facebook who routinely told Chris to get a job and called him out on his bullshit on a regular basis. This went on for months and it took an army of ass patters telling Chris that he was "bullying" him for Chris to have the balls to unfriend him.

    Also, Chris uses Wankerman as his personal Igor from time to time, so he has some autistic use for him.
     
  20. realCWC

    realCWC Active Member

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    This is gonna make a never released shecameforcwc.jpg to be made. He has to do it to prevent his eventual attacking her from happening. Obtaining It will be skyraiders mission during the next house fire. Except this time no one will debate the ethics of it