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Lost Historical Documents

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by CJ Moki, Feb 6, 2017.

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  1. CJ Moki

    CJ Moki Member

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    While browsing the CWCki page on the Manchester High Leaks, I wondered if there is some sort of equivalent for Greene County, Nathanael Greene, Providence, or PVCC. Do you think there is some collection of homework from there, yet to be put online, or do you think anything else in the vein of the Manchester High Leaks might have burned in the 14BC fire?

    Then again, CWC's homework over the course of 18 years isn't any of my business.

    Sincerely, and with curiosity,
    -CJ Moki
     
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  2. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    brb raiding cwc garbage can
     
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  3. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if there are more documents that survived the fire, after all I never thought :totem:or the sonichu orginals would have survived the fire. Bob kept documents relevant to Chris's education (among other things)in a safe. Given that even cheap safe's are pretty fire proof and this would have kept the Trolls from snapping them up like the Manchester high leaks, I'd say there are still quite a few lost documents out there.
     
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  4. CJ Moki

    CJ Moki Member

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    Dear Princess Celestia:
    Today I learned that there are probably several documents related to Chris-Chan that have yet to surface.

    Your faithful student,
    CJ Moki


    Seriously, though. Thanks for the info.
     
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  5. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Tbf, :totem: is eternal. It can never die, for it only grows stronger, subsisting off of the sheer misery of its existence. Fire cannot kill that which is undying.
     
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  6. Ol Slag

    Ol Slag 'Tism stormchaser

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    I actually wanted to make an offer for it at one point and auction it off for charity.
     
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  7. Doc Cassidy

    Doc Cassidy Coc Dassidy

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    I've always hoped his autism papers that Bob locked away survived and would one day be released.
     
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  8. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    They should have survived, Bob kept them in his gun locker with all his assault rifles.
     
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  9. An Ghost

    An Ghost Spoopy

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    Anybody who wants to read CWC's undoubtedly terribly written college essays is a lolcow.
     
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  10. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    I hope not.

    The last thing Chris needs is anything feeding into his special snowflake syndrome that has literally ruined his life to this point more than probably anything else. Fetishistic worship of his substandard schoolwork is a horrible manifestation of that very problem IMO.
     
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  11. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    I hope you're excluding :totem:, because you're supposed to lead the incantation to summon Yog Sonichoth at next week's gathering.
     
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  12. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    But I'm basically a practicing atheist. This is going to get very awkward . . .

    Plus, you're implying that :totem: isn't sub-standard? I thought that's where it's dark powers were drawn from to begin with, by the exceptional hands that first gave it malformed life?

    Can we just compromise and summon Asperchu instead maybe? Just this one time?
     
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  13. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Well, alright, but just this once. Just remember what happened last time we summoned Asperchu ...

    I still don't think they found all of @Liquid Squirtle 's toes.
     
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  14. CJ Moki

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    How does summoning Asperchu work? I've never heard of it before.

    Does it involve :totem:?
     
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    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Did anybody cavity search Jivin' before he left? Because, well, you know, sometimes he's prone to living down to the stereotypes and stuff.

    Yeah, you have to look into the bathroom mirror (must be with a shower with as least as much mold in it as CWC's famous video had in his), make the proper offering of the contents of CWC's dirty crapped briefs (don't ask how you have to secure the appropriate amount of net weight), set it alight with a worn out extension cord plugged into a coffee maker and while the fumes engulf the :totem:, say the magic incantation 'Alex Benson Leary is a comic god' three times (once backwards in the middle of two forward pronunciations), then ingest the cure for homosexuality they made from OPL's blood and when you turn out the lights, Asperchu will appear behind you as long as you and your fellow rite Christorians are holding your appropriate chaos pickles. Jivin and Max just tag along with him because they're great friends like that.
     
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  16. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I'd have bid on it. Perfect guest room decor.
     
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  17. Ol Slag

    Ol Slag 'Tism stormchaser

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    Do you think he would actually sell it?
     
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  18. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    14BC is probably a treasure trove of Christorical relics, you just have to wade through all the junk to get to it.

    Skyraider provided so much content, including the greatest Christorical item of them all, the Christmas video. For that reason alone, I owe SR a drink, if ever we meet.
     
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  19. Kono

    Kono Servant of the Mighty Drew Pickles

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    I assume there is information and documents we will never get to see concerning Chris and people who surround him.
     
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  20. Sparklemilhouse

    Sparklemilhouse America Online for Dummies

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    But they're so funny.
     
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