The Mighty Marvel Superheroes' Cookbook

It's Marvel's answer to the Super Dictionary! It's not nearly as funny because it's a cookbook though.

What does this book have in store? Let's read the fucking back.


I hope you're ready to learn how to perform heroics in the kitchen creating meals that are out of this world!


HEROICS!


This guy is unreasonably upset over special orders.


Creating meals that are out of this world!


You might be wondering if a recipe can get any lazier than this one, but on the very next page we have...

Thanks Dr. Strange. This is the best recipe ever.


I have no idea what the phrase "Soups to nut!" is supposed to mean but it just makes me think of black Twitter.

If you ever thought that soup would taste worse at certain times a day I got news for you: you're so fucking wrong idiot.

Push raisins into bread.

Some quick meatloaf math for you.

I like to imagine he means he made his suit from the iron he extracted from beef liver.

What's he worried about, he's a duck not a chicken.

The Hulk has some serious difficulties with spaghetti, maybe he should stick with an easier food like bread with raisins pushed in.

Wow half a carrot is better than none!

Ms. Fantastic is trying to convince herself that she's not having trouble with the cake but you can tell by the look on her face that she knows she fucked up.

Like I said there's not as much dumb shit in this one because it's mostly just a cookbook. This is everything I thought was notable.

 

He should be worried about pigs tbh

 

This was probably the best thing I've read in over a week. Thanks for sharing.

 

I just want to ask if anyone ever would actually eat a pancake-jelly-Swiss-cheese burrito like this.

These I just found funny because they meet the definition of recipe even less than "make packaged food, add shit."

Onion muffins! Hotdog muffins! "Meat spread" muffins!

I remember there was a Marvel exercise book as well, but I don't remember if it had funny shit in it like this.

 

Wait, is this legit? From the cover I thought it would be just a joke.
What does Spiderman need a chef hat for anyways?

 

This is awesome. I love old cookbooks with nasty or otherwise questionable recipies. Now I'm gonna go stick liverwurst in muffins.

 

You'll love the Star Trek Cookbook.

 

I wonder what this would be like if modern Marvel made it.