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Someone born when that lolcow first gained online infamy could be going to high school now.

 

Chris was first discovered by most of the internet in late 2007, which was over 16 years ago now, so you aren't wrong.

 

It can be hard to believe it's been that long.

 

Is it just me or is Chris loose on Twitter the most out of control he's been on public social media in a very long time? Every time Chris replies to some random person, which happens a lot, the replies become fucking garbage because of weens.

I've heard that this shit can actually be really annoying, when you just happen to be one of the Twitter randos who Chris suddenly decides to reply to out of nowhere. So much so in fact, that this is usually the reason why so many people block Chris nowadays.

It's pretty comical to me how in the current era where Chris doesn't really act a fool in public and get banned from places anymore like he used to, he still finds a way to be a public nuisance.

 

I think he's blocking people on Twitter because in his small mind, he thinks others will be offended by the blocking as much as blocking was offensive to him.

(he's blocking G5 MLP VAs BTW lol)

 

Chris being a nuisance on social media nowadays instead of going nuts in public and getting kicked out of places like he used to all the time is probably a reflection of two things.

1. Chris has a lot less energy than he used to in his 20s and 30s. It's not a common occurrence for him to get really animated when he gets mad anymore.

2. After spending over a year and a half in jail, Chris now actually fears legal consequences for the displays of his buffoonery in public, that we became all too used to during both the classic era and the mid 2010s. As a result, he's been generally behaving himself when outside of the house, trying to keep his nose clean. As much as he knows how to do anyways.

The second one is especially interesting to note, given how he doesn't have any release conditions that we're aware of, and he isn't a registered sex offender. It's not like Chris never goes out in public anymore either. Perhaps he still has his old urges to go apeshit in public, but now relegates it to ill-advised social media activity in front of the general public and weens, because Chris knows he can't be trespassed or arrested for it.

I think Chris might also be aware nowadays that the number of priors he has would make any incident involving the police, even over something petty like loitering or disturbing the peace, a lot more serious than his many previous run-ins with law enforcement throughout his 20s and his early 30s.

 

Looks the days are gone when he derped around in stores and McD's, waiting for an "Aryan supermodel" (as CWCki put it?) to show up out of the blue and ask to be his "waifu".

 

Spending a year and a half in jail will no doubt be the bigger factor. It was the one time in most of Chris's life that deprived Chris of anything beyond something like a letter from a ween trying to get to Chris. While Chris has a lot less energy thanks to age and health, being in jail had to of did something to Chris thanks to not having things like video games and the internet to interact with "fans." And to add to the fears of legal consequences, jail more or less was a sneak peek to what prison life could be for Chris.

The latter was long gone. Derping around McD's would still be an option for Chris in just eating Mcnuggets unless someone was keeping a close eye on Chris.

 

I think nowadays he thinks he has a chance with that mysterious "Flutter" girl now.

 

Probably also worth mentioning: how many of Chris's haunts are still around, and how much energy is he going to spend finding new ones? Fashion Square Mall is dying if not dead; the Jew Snyder upped sticks years ago; and who's to say how many potential hangout spots survived shutdown.

 

Not to mention the fact that Chris lives in Lynchburg nowadays. A city that I don't think he even knew very well before last year.

Finding new haunts would be a daunting enough task for someone like Chris as it is, even if he still lived in Ruckersville or somewhere else in the Charlottesville area. Couple that with having to live in an unfamiliar new city in southern Virginia, and that becomes a whole new can of worms that Chris can barely even wrap his brain around.

 

again: what an ugly-sounding place name

 

Fun fact: Lynchburg, Virginia is what the much smaller city of Lynchburg, Tennessee was named after. The significance of the other Lynchburg in TN is that it's where Jack Daniel's Distillery is, and has been for over 150 years.

One of the only reasons I know this, is because I really like Jack Daniel's Country Cocktails, and there's a really nice flavor of them called "Lynchburg Lemonade".

If Chris had those, he'd probably think they were brewed locally.

 

Now you are giving me flashbacks to Long Island Iced Tea where he ordered it because he thought it would have less alcohol being iced tea.

 

Ah yes, back when he suddenly swore off swearing off alcohol, after preaching against drinking for years.

Seeing as how Bob and Barb were always big drinkers in their day, and they had tons of alcohol brand memorabilia in the old living room of 14BC in the classic era, I always assumed that Chris probably got his old hatred of drinking that he shelved by summer 2009 from TV, because of anti-drug PSAs that he grew up with as a kid in the late 80s and early 90s.

I know he watched the infamous Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue when it was new, and his old views on drinking seemed straight out of that.

 

It's very likely that the lolcow has fetal alcohol syndrome.

It seems unlikely Barb would lay off the booze for 9 months.

 

>chris learning from the consequenses of his actions
>lmao

 

A city in the southern US being called "Lynchburg" is like a city in China being called "GunDownProtestersville."

 

Yeah I don't expect him to lol. However, I think it's possible maybe he only begrudgingly does so when hen he's essentially forced to, because he fucked up that badly.