Favorite Ban

What is your favorite ban?

Probably getting banned from PVCC - he talked to Sonichu during his meeting with Mary Lee Walsh, and picked a fight with the one person on campus who was an expert on how to expel a student

Get-Tar Region arrest and ban - the thousand pounds of sausage on him, the oversized drinking straw of fail, trying to give a speech to the jerkops before getting arrested

 

The GAMe PLACe. I'd love to have been able to see Chris cheating at Pokemon against 8 year olds and it showed how he had a warped sense of authority since it sounds like he was stealing shit from behind the counter, not to mention everything with Mike "86 the Autistics" Snyder

 

The Blarms Ban. Which of course led to the "DON'T CALL ANYBODY" incident.

I wonder what was in that speech.

 

Every vagina in the world that's not for sale and some that are for sale.

 

Probably lots of screaming, anime-esque poses, blabbering about True and Honest Love, and of course a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha or two for good measure.

 

"I, personally, would like very much to put this vintage matter to rest, and leave both you and I with a mentally and emotionally peaceful day, versus a soul-crushing day."

Always good to know that Chris spared you a soul crushing day by unbanning him.

 

I like that ban less for the ban itself (which is still hilarious), and more for the CWCki's description of the events leading up to it:

 

The fact he managed to get banned from Sega's Customer Support is pretty ridiculous to me.

 

Probably the lesser remembered Wal-Mart ban of 2013:

• Chris got banned for vandalism against an Xbox One display
• He posted a picture of a visibly distressed manager on his Facebook, and included her name, email and possibly her phone(?) so the hoard of trolls could go after her, because you know, Chris thinks he can throw a bone at someone else and we'll all charge at them instead.
• Chris came to the Farms (called the CWCkiforums at the time,) pretending to be a troll to get us to troll the manager who banned him. Everyone knew it was him and played along, talking about how we weren't going to troll the nice lady, applecat saying she got her a nice edible arrangement. He tried to rally us against the manager a second time, failing again.
• He needed that Wal-Mart for his mother's medication. When asked why he can't simply go to another Wal-Mart, we got the infamous line, "GAS IS EXPENSIVE."
• He went on to say he got banned because tranny. Nobody took his side.
• He wrote them an apology letter, possibly because Catherine wanted him to, basically saying "plz let me back, me no like Target as much."

 

I agree with OP, mostly because he had a dialogue with Sonichu in front of the dean like some autistic version of Harvey, and then when he realized that wasn't going to convince her he threw a last-ditch curse-ye-ha-ma like Ryu from Street Fighter. It's just really funny to imagine him desperately using every CWC trick in the bag, but IRL in front of a normal person instead of alone in his room in front of his PSEye camera.

 

The one where he finds out that he's being trolled by one of the girls and he screams NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Then he's banned form the mall.

 

Banned from a GameStop unrelated to the blarms incident just based on reputation

 

I say the banned from PVCC one because it allowed some degree of insight into his broken psyche when they required that he take that psychological evaluation

 

I like that one too, specially the facebook comments. He was pissy and that not only gave him every right in the world to vandalize prívate propierty, it was Wal-Mart who was wrong and he couldn't be reasoned with.

Chris trying to get us to troll his perceived enemies always baffled my mind. I know the 'tism fucks with his theory of mind, but can't he compensate it with basic common sense? Why the fuck would his (alleged) trolls attack those people if they are (somewhat) on the same team?

(BTW: Hai guys!)

 

Actually the fallout from game place might be the funniest of all the bans. Tries to run over Snyder, does a poster campaign against Snyder, fears there's a counter protest with skywriter's working for Snyder...

 

I'd say the GAMe PLACe too; mostly because of Chris' hilarious attempt at negotiating with Snyder and taping it all. And making a complete tool out of himself.