35th Christian/Christine Love Day

-Miss Chandler, on the holiday​

Greetings, fellow Club CWCkipedians.
Later this month, Miss Christine Weston Chandler will turn 35. My simple question is:

How do we celebrate her thirty-fifth birthday? Sending her congratulatory phone calls and e-mails? Take a shot at drawing Sonichu and company?

Sincerely,
-CJ Moki, newcomer CWCkipedian

P.S:
My sister created a piece for Christine's 35th birthday, complete with (intentional) misspelling and poor drawing.

 

A life well lived and a taint almost destroyed.
Christian Weston Chandler, this is your life....(crickets chirping).

 

...Wait, what?
What exactly is "well lived" about Christine's life? If what she's told us is any indication, her years at Manchester High were nice (though Song of Christian, the Manchester High Leaks, and A Week With Christian Chandler say otherwise). Could you please specify what part of her life so far is "well lived"?

Thanks,
-CJ Moki

P.S: I'm really sorry if I came off as rude. I just want to know about what part(s) of her life were/are "well lived".

 

I will celebrate it by doing nothing, maybe hope for him to expect us to give him shit and crash into slumber when he doesn't get it and I don't see him as a woman

 

I wonder if he'll repost that awful Aqua Teen Hunger Force video? Oh the suspense!

 

Because no one likes Tomgirl Chris, let us remember our sweet prince as he was.

Happy future love day, Ricardo.

 

35 YEARS AND YOU DIDNT KILL YOURSELF

GOOD JOB

 

Like I said, Chris' 35th birthday is also the 10th anniversary of FUTURE MESSAGE.

Spoiler

How different 25 year old Chris is from 35 year old Chris.

 

Someone needs to remind him of that and see if he'll do another one, to share his wisdom with us.

 

Chris is a fat autistic man with a bent penis, not a her and certainly not a Miss. And calling him Christine just feeds into his delusions, regardless of whether his name was legally changed or not.

 

Spoiler

 

Can't wait to see his birthday Wishlist. I predict: The Lego Batman movie sets, Transformers, Nintendo Switch console(and games and controllers) and Paypal money.

 

Actually, if someone got him a lego kit he would at this point just go, "Hm, well, yes well." , Stress sigh and then toss it on the hoard.
Can you think of something that he could be given to him that would genuinely make him happy?

 

I think if he got Lego for his birthday, he would be happy. I don't think it would last long, but I think it would make him happy(as long as it was something he wanted.)

 

I'll shit myself and do nothing.

 

This year will be a relatively quiet Christian Love Day simply because he blew his autistic load and faked getting a PS4 last year. He's successfully managed to buy all the big high dollar ticket items he's wanted. At most you're going to see a wishlist full of toys ranging from Skylanders to Transformers. Give it a year or two before he begs and expects a Nintendo Switch.

 

I pray someone will send her the vee-string (NSFW) she longed for and then discretely posts pics of her beautifully modelling it.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2015_Facebook_Posts#Spoiler_Alert:_It.27s_a_Fake_Vagina

 

In a few years he'll spend all day rocking back and forth, and communicating only by grunting.

 

You know what would be awesome for this Christian/Christine Love Day? A full version of the Love is Love song. I wonder what the full song would be like.
-CJ Moki