What are your most Hated Movies?

Milo & Otis

 

Deadpool made me want to disembowel everyone involved in the film and everyone in the theater. The jokes got stale and old because they followed the same format the entire movie. As much as I really, really, really like fourth wall jokes, if they're going to be a staple in the film, at least spice it up every now and then. Don't just keep it to a stupid, action-breaking quip. And I really hated Deadpool's voice- for Christ's sake, drop your balls already. I always imagined Deadpool with a more robust voice, not a high pitched, stereotypical American guy voice. /end sperg...

 

I didn't even chortle or crack a smile the whole time I watched "Supertroopers". And their other movie about that Beer contest pissed me off so much I had to stop watching it.

Also, when the first Austin Powers came out I was the only kid in my 8th grade class that didn't think it was funny.

 

movie 43 is the worst movie i've ever seen. it tries to be so hard to be edgy, but ultimately it's just incredibly boring and predictable. it isn't interesting in how bad it is, it just sucks and i can't really bring myself to be worked up about it.

but the most interestingly crap movie i've ever seen is probably ben & arthur. it's gay self insert fic filmed on a budget of about three shoestrings and an old expired jar of nestle quik. imagine neil breen, without the charm of the real human breen and some weird message about fundies or some shit (the movie itself doesn't seem to settle on what it wants to say) and you have ben and arthur.

 

Jupiter Ascending. I will never forgive Dutch Royal Airlines for only having that to watch on the way back from Amsterdam.

 

I'm starting to think that I'm the only person that didn't think Napoleon Dynamite was the greatest movie ever or even vaguely funny for that matter.

 

I don't remember what it's called but there was an Anthony Hopkins movie that was really, really bad.

Anthony Hopkins was a dean of some college and he referred to a group of truant students as "spooks" because you never see them. The students ended up being black so he got fired for being a racist. A bunch of really boring shit happened and there was a car accident and at the end of the movie it's revealed that Anthony Hopkins is actually black but he didn't know it for some reason.

It was shit.

 

Was it The Human Stain? I feel like I saw something about it on TV, where even Anthony Hopkins was confused as to why he was cast as a black guy.

 

Yeah that's it! That movie was fucking garbage what a piece of shit.

 

Nahh, I think it's a shitshow too. Not hateable, but it was quite the unfunny movie.

 

About half of the Studio Ghibli films that I've seen, while the other half I'm on board the hype train for full steam. It's not the movies being low-quality so much as their plots and characters just making me outright angry, seeing characters who are blatantly in the wrong treated as if they are in the right without any payoff. Or where a plot twist ex machina concludes the story anticlimactically, though in the case of Nausicaa and the Valley of the Wind this was mostly translation issues.

"Most hated movie" here doesn't even mean they were bad movies, it only means that I hated them.

 

The 1990 adaption of Lord of the Flies I watched in high school.
I sperged internally about some of the changes they made
such as characterization and pacing (ex. in the novel it takes a few weeks for the boys to go nuts while the movie makes it out to be a few days).

 

Seconding this. Only thing that version had going for it was using song lyrics from the book.

Frozen, while still sporting the soundtrack and animation you'd expect from Disney, is pretty much a mess when it comes to the story. Elsa's powers are never explained, Hans being the villain is pulled out of thin air partway through. It's only made worse if you know the original story of The Snow Queen.
http://bestforfilm.com/film-blog/why-frozen-is-a-bad-movie/

 

Yeah, Deadpool is highly overrated. I hated it too, but then again, I generally hate Marvel and DC capeshit, so I may be biased.

Caligula is probably the worst movie I have ever seen, it doesn't even have a "So Bad It's Good" factor to me, it's just horrid and awful. I don't know what was the worst part. The gratuitous violence? The unnecessary hardcore sex? The bad acting? The rampant historical inaccuracies? Caligula is three hours of my life I will never get back.

 

Huh. So that's why I'm always confused when watching that movie. The story really is a mess. I always forget halfway through the movie why Anna runs after Elsa. Like, the writers just make the journey happen because movie. They don't really explain very thoroughly why it's important for Anna to find Elsa nor give the journey a sense of urgency.

 

Napoleon Dynamite was shit. I actually use that film as a litmus test for whether I can be friends with someone.

If they liked that movie, I cannot likely be good friends with them. If they found it hilarious or "one of the funniest movies ever", then they are dead to me

 

If it's a dystopian action flick aimed at teenagers, I hate it. It's hard to believe that the shitfest that is the Hunger Games insults to cinema are somehow the best examples of the genre. I'm so glad that those are starting to flop.

The other movies that really get to me are the movies that are movies that are huge parts of other peoples' childhoods and weren't a big part of mine and are full of people who get angry when you say you didn't like them as a kid. Ex:
* Toy Story (I didn't cry at the end of 3. Deal with it.)
* Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (unpopular opinion, but I just wanted to strangle that smug asshole Wonka as a kid.)
* Every single Star Wars movie, prequel or original (truth be told I never watched them as a kid. When I watched all 6 roughly within a year of each other as a teen I thought they were just run-of-the-mill sci-fi films except for the voice in the back of my head reminding me that these were groundbreaking in the 70's & 80's. Force Awakens was just boring and I have no intention of ever seeing Rogue One.)
* Harry Potter (I liked them as a kid. I was stupid. I loathe these movies (the books too) now. People at my college still run around with wands pretending to be wizards. Yes, I think they're psychotic man/womanchildren for doing it. There's a fine line between being nostalgic for your childhood and not letting it go. They're far past it and I blame that rat-faced wizard.)

Two miscellaneous:
1. Maleficent is easily the worst movie I've ever seen myself. It's fanfic disguised as a movie. Let's count the fanfic check marks: Villain now has a sympathetic backstory? Check, but that can make a good story, unfortunately it gets worse. Good character now evil just because the writer never liked him? Check. Other characters horribly OOC? Check (the good fairies). Nonhuman character made human (and attractive at that?) Check (the raven.) Sympathetic villain survives where she once died? Check. And, of course, the fanfic piece-de-resistance, a shoehorned in rape/rape allegory? Oh yes. It was so bad I only recently acknowledged that the new Cinderella and the new Jungle Book were actually good.

2. Unpopular opinion, but I loathed Zootopia. Partly because that title is so dumb, but a movie where furries learn to check their privilege? Sounds like Tumblr the movie. What could have been a cute buddy adventure with likeable characters (it saddens me because I liked Nick and Judy as characters) was bogged down by trying to wrap in a real world allegory and fumbling with it. Plus I have people telling me to check my privilege in real life every single day, except during Oscar season I go to the movies to get away from real world problems, the last place I want to be told I'm racist for existing is a goddamn Disney movie. Plus that goddamn mafia mouse - not only is it an overused cliché, but doesn't that count as an offensive Italian-American stereotype? Practice what you preach Disney! (or maybe it doesn't count because Italians are white and whites are subhuman.) It's the only movie where I moved to the back of the theatre because I wanted to play a game on my phone.

 

Huh, I thought I was one of only people who hated Zootopia. Like, the movie was really cute and could have been great- if the movie didn't practically sodomize you with it's message. I mean, The Fox and the Hound was more accessible, and a little less preachy, in the manner it spoke about acceptance and discrimination.
As a genre, I hate movies that are adapted from YA novels. Why would I want to see some love-struck, mopey-ass teenager? Those films usually have really poor production value too, because the studios are just trying to cash in on the naive audience that is teen girls.

 

What really bugged me is that they didn't use the alternate ending that was planned - at the end when that sheep lady shot Nick with the feral berry (also an incredibly stupid McGuffin) instead of pretending to go feral he really did go feral, but instead of attacking Judy like he instinctively should have, he protected her because he really cared about her. That had a really sweet undertone to it that took away from the final film's smug "check your privilege" moral - that deep down, we really care about other people no matter what their race/gender/etc. But no, they went with Nick faking it to drive home "Oh, you think foxes are always feral? You are so racist!" (imagine that being said by a smug fat genderqueer millennial with one shaved side of their head and the rest of their hair dyed green, wearing a denim jacket and ripped jeans).