Worst/Cringiest Games You've Played

I thought about mentioning it, but I was a little ashamed to admit I played it and also felt like it was aiming for low-hanging fruit.

 

Worst game I've personally played is Dragon Master, arcade fighting game from 1994 or so. The characters rip off both Street Fighter 2 and Dragon Ball Z, the AI is absolutely relentless, the inputs for special moves are nigh-impossible and the sound is terrible. The cherry on the shit sundae is if you actually manage to play through it, the game starts glitching out when it goes back to attract mode. Not worth the time it takes to download the ROM.

 

Gone home.
They billed it as some kind of horror game. I saw the good reviews.
Okay, got a bunch of friends, hooked my pc up to my tv, turned the lights out.
OH WAIT ITS JUST YOUR SISTERS CRUSHING ON A TUMBLR LESBIAN WOW.

 

Possibly even worse than Dragon Master? Best of Best, another Korean-made arcade fighting game. This one has really stupid looking character designs, really cheap/tinny sound, more tracing than DeviantArt and a grand total of two songs during fights.

 

Ironically, my two favorite TV shows (The Sopranos and The Shield) were both adapted into two of the worst video games I had ever played.

The saddest part is that both shows could've made great video games if they were given to a proper developer and publisher who would actually care about the integrity of both the game and the show it is based off of, instead of making a cheap cash-in on a popular IP.

Now with James Gandolfini dead and both shows over for years (Sopranos in 2007, Shield in 2009), we'll never get the kind of games I would've killed for back in the heyday of those shows.

 

Quest 64.

 

Back to the Future for NES. I remember renting it when I was about five years old, playing it, and literally crying for my mom to take me back to Blockbuster and let me rent something else.

 

I think its pretty cringy that I wasted 50 bucks on warhammer 40k eternal crusade. I was expecting 40k planetside 2 and what I got was what feels like an alpha build of 2011 Space Marine's multiplayer.

 

Speaking of Gone Home.

Everyone's Gone to the Rapture.
Also billed as a horror game that I spurged 20 dollars on.

Besides that...probably the Standalone DayZ.

 

Sneak King.

Just.. why?

 

Chulip.

Basically you're trying to retrieve a love letter you wrote to the girl of your dreams by making the town love you and kissing them. It was really weird. (But I lowkey still thought it was fun.)

 

Mmmmm. The Michael Jackson game (Michael Jackson's "Moon Walker") for the long-dead SEGA Genesis where it just plays an 8 bit version of "Smooth Criminal" over and over again and features Michael himself saving little boys from gangsters that he attacks using his moon walking abilities and throwing his hat.

His pet monkey is also featured, as well as a terribly animated close up of his face screaming, "WOO!" whenever you beat a level (and by God you can believe I spent the hours necessary to beat levels on that fucking shitty game).

I spent way too many hours playing that piece of shit, difficult ass game while avoiding my soul sucking major in college. Goodtimesss?

Here's a clip of the impressive and mind-blowing gameplay:

 

I played a little thing called "klabi".
It is a horrifying bugged mess that takes half an hour to boot on a compiter that runs witcher 3 on ultra settings

Just like the books then?

 

seconded
This game would have never gotten popular in the first place if the sister was straight, It also being boring as all hell and as enjoyable as applying a cheese grater to your face doesn't help its case.

 

ONLY 90s KIDS WILL GET THESE MEMES

 

Best speed run I've ever seen.

 

lol at the ljn nes back to the future game.

avgn said it best, marty has some leg disorder where he can't stop walking.

that game doesn't look like it was made by humans at all.

 

Beyond Two Souls is the worst shlock to ever by talentless hack David Cage. Yet another example of a game where your choices don't mean shit (yeah lets just forget about that one time Jodie murdered a bunch of bullies and burned their house down), and the game can't even bother to give you a decent story to justify its existence.

Willem Dafoe was great though.

 

The soundtrack from Postal 3 is really really great though! you should give it a listen!

 

Anna is a horrible pile of crap. You're a writer and something woman cabin something puzzles. The puzzles centre around some pagan female figure and how women are subjugated iirc.
I also hated Outlast, jumpscare galore and spoopy asylum with spoopy experiments and spoopy patients. Bleh!