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Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Cyan, Mar 29, 2023.

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Chris is out.

  1. Ew.

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  2. Thanks, but we already know.

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  1. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, I don't think the Love Quest will ever be over. It will only be over if he can actually keep the woman which will never happen
     
    Fialovy, Sep 23, 2023
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  2. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    If it's something Chris still kept at, it's something compared to everything else. Still, with what happened to Barb the whole love quest manages to take on a new angle on how creepy it is.
     
    c-no, Sep 23, 2023
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  3. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    There's another way for the Love Quest to end, but it happens to everyone eventually.
     
    Henry Bemis, Sep 26, 2023
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    Very Honest Content, John_doe26, Congratulations and 1 other person like this.
  4. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    If Chris is like his parents then he'll live in, and as, a pigsty and will still live to a grand old age. I don't think Chris is going anywhere soon.
     
    Congratulations, Sep 27, 2023
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  5. SonichuShoes

    SonichuShoes Well-Known Member

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    Chris is back on youtube.
     
    SonichuShoes, Oct 16, 2023
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Before the "Jail of Fail", he thought he was some anime vidya "goddess" and a hedgehog.

    Now he thinks he's Christ and a hedgehog.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 16, 2023
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  7. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    A fucking music video at the start? Jesus my hearing will never recover and fuck that editing...
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Oct 16, 2023
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  8. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    well that "no being on the net" clause didnt last long
     
    Vexing Devil, Oct 16, 2023
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  9. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Chris looks medicated and also like he lost some weight. Also is his nose bleeding?
     
    Cyan, Oct 16, 2023
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  10. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Oh shit what the hell happened now why is Chris Chan trending on Twitter?
     
    Skeletor, Oct 16, 2023
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  11. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    One can only hope the weens won't jump in with troll plans but one can already imagine the Clyde Cash wannabes wanting to cash in on trolling Chris.

    One may as well guess what'll happen next. If the "no being on the net" was ignored and possibly unenforced, "no being with Barb" becoming a defied clause and horrific reality.
     
    c-no, Oct 16, 2023
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  12. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    The comeback video was very different to what I was expecting.
     
    NotAriel, Oct 16, 2023
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  13. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    What the fuck.
     
    Last edited: Oct 17, 2023
    John_doe26, Oct 17, 2023
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  14. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    I’ve got the stupid lucid song stuck in my head now.
     
    NotAriel, Oct 17, 2023
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  15. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Never expected we’d get true and honest content ever again.
     
    Skeletor, Oct 17, 2023
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  16. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Hopefully Chris will eventually be able to answer some of the mysteries of where he has been this whole time eventually.
     
    Fialovy, Oct 17, 2023
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  17. B@t

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    New video
     
    B@t, Oct 17, 2023
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  18. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    "I WAS INNOCENT"
    The denial from Chris manages to be worse than from any of the other denial claims like the ones related to Michael Snyder.
     
    c-no, Oct 17, 2023
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  19. Piss Man

    Piss Man Fighter of The Kiss Man

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    godfuckgodplease
     
    Piss Man, Oct 17, 2023
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  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Does the freak forget that he confessed to doing it in call, and admitting to "healing" Barb in jail letters?

    (yet more doubt is cast on that claim of him making the honor roll in high school)
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 17, 2023
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