Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

they want to be "The Next Clyde Cash" or otherwise "internet famous"

(they also think the fails of other weens surely won't happen again)

 

So you're saying that weens are actually insane? What a shocker.

 

With the sighting of the cryptid that far from the home, how likely is it he could try to visit 14 BLC?

weening an incestuous lolcow for internet fame doesn't look that sane to start with...

 

If I'm not mistaken the court is preventing Chris from going near Barb and 14 BLC, though I could be wrong.

 

hopefully that stops him from trying anyway

 

Well, he seems to have people at the group home monitoring him and driving him around so he probably won't be able to go even if he wanted to

 

This is chris, he snuck out of 14 BLC and went to Ohio for a made up person being in a made up kidnapping. Do not underestimate chris when he comes up with a dumb idea to do something.

 

a possible future happening: he tries to "return suddenly" to what he thinks is "his temple" and gets arrested, and he's back to the Jail of Fail and endless continuances

 

True, but he has no car anymore and the group home is far away plus there are usually night staff that will catch him if he tries to leave without permission

 

it's also very likely that he's trying to rebuild a hoard after losing access to the one at 14 BLC

 

Sure but that was with two geriatrics in charge. Security is tighter in a group home.

Anyways, a lot of these weeks and youtubers trying to get clout off Chris are zoomers who were literally children when CWC was in his prime. They missed all the shit in between and aren't as jaded as we are or self aware enough to see how cringe they are.

 

nice way to get around any wordfilter of "weens" on other sites

Spoiler

(yeah it's likely a typo but it works)

 

Yeh, milk whatever clout there is now that we came to the next chapter where Chris is out of jail. All one has to do is drone on how its important and hope people give you likes and subscribes on top of throwing money if there was a paymetons. At the very least, the documentary by Sachumo stands out in having been made before the Idea Guys were a thing and Genosamuel goes into every deep detail of the chronicles of CWC. Compare that to anyone else that'll just snark on levels that could go from mild to being like A-Log.

What better way for some nobody to try and gain asspats than to think they could be the next thing related to Christory when in reality they'll just be a nobody which honestly is better than being remembered as "that unfunny idiot that tried to dive into CWC." Best example for that of the top of my head was the weens calling Bob and shouting Julaaay. They're lucky if nothing IRL about them got leaked because if they were made known, they would of given a brief mention on the CWCki with an actual name to associate them as weens and not just as anonymous dumbasses.

 

Like with D&D I don’t know much about MTG specifically but I imagine the results will be similar: just overpowered ponies with no weaknesses and trying to curse the other players when they strike his shit down.

Re weens, am I a bad person for hoping that one of them takes their shenanigans too far and gets arrested? Teach the others a lesson… although that might be somewhat naive to think…

 

Yeah, I think so far they are pretty sneaky about it, but like you, I am kind of waiting for someone to get in trouble with the game store or whatever for doing such things

 

speaking of the "cryptid sighting" at a "New Age" store:

Magical thinking - Narcissists tend to perceive themselves as perfect and flawless. The distorted thinking and illusion that causes narcissists to feel this way is referred to as magical thinking.​

- Seven Deadly Sins of Narcissism

also there's this:

Defiance can also trigger anger in the narcissist which is referred to as "narcissistic rage."​

(the article may as well be talking about that outburst at the dean there)

Spoiler: article tl;dr

• Shamelessness
• Magical thinking
• Arrogance
• Envy
• Sense of entitlement
• Exploitation
• Lack of boundaries

 

Here we go again!

Spoiler: Images

CWCki article.

 

There's speculation that the cryptid is being tracked with an ankle bracelet.

 

Hmmmmm... who is the hairdresser working on Chris's hair? It's definitely a better dye job than Chris could ever manage.

But yeah, I do see a blue band around the right ankle, that could be something.