1/9/17: Chris Accuses FDA Of Discriminating Against Trans People

Hormone imbalances aside, yes, it’d be most excellent to be injured or ill and require a blood transfusion only to find the blood you receive is all sorts of jacked up on random meds the donor bought off the internet, because that’s not dangerous at all!

Also, being somewhat familiar with tattoos and body piercings, blood drives generally won’t allow you to donate blood if you’ve gotten a tattoo or piercing within a certain amount of time. (It’s like a year or two for tattoos, not sure for piercings.)* With Chris’ magick vagina bursting through his taint due to the Unclit 2.0, I’m fairly certain that’s a big ol’ red flag for the Red Cross.

*Source: I haven’t been able to donate blood for like 5 years because prettified.

 

According to an earlier hypothesis made by Chris, a vaccine made of Chris's blood would cure homosexuality. So you would trade one curse for another.

 

thems the rules chris cant change the rules.

 

drink my blood

 

>Complains about Transphobia >Has specifically stated that he would never fuck men, even if they wore dresses

 

I think "Perfect Hormone Levels" needs to be a new forum member!

 

"Drink...my blood!"
- Chris to Naitsirch

No wonder he thinks the FDA is involved

 

Considering the hoarder's paradise he lives in, it's not shocking he takes a dim view of having minimal standards.

 

Imagine one's cholesterol levels after getting a blood donation from CWC.

 

Chris's blood is actually so packed with fats and oil that it's flammable!

 

And makes better candle wax than actual earwax!

 

Transgenders
(Homos in disguise, waging their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Discriminacons)

 

I don't think he self medicates with enough estrogen to make any difference. At most he's managed to accidentally pioneer a male birth control formula.

 

Yeah, if people need blood they're probably near death's door and need the healthiest blood they can possibly get. I don't blame blood banks for being picky about what kind of blood they're getting.

It would be funny to know what exactly was the reason for being kept from donating blood. Probably walking in unkempt, possibly reeking of BO, may not have showered for a few days and had incoherent, unintelligible speech patterns, ranting about da trolls and his lesbian soul. Yeah, it was totally discrimination against trans people.

And this particular blood bank I believe was giving away some sort of prize for donating blood, so a double whammy.

 

Not that he needs one