Awful talent show performances

Worse than being discovered as a lolcow is actually exposing yourself as one in front of a dozen cameras for the entire world to see in HD, dancing and singing as only someone full of lolmilk could ever achieve. Why do this people expose themselves to such ridicule? How come they think they have talent enough to compete with the best of the best? The answer, as always, is crushing autism - and hoping to win fame and fortune without actually having to put any work into training your so-called "skills".

YouTube has no shortage on records of the worst among us thinking they got a shot at this, for real. I'll try searching for some of the videos I've watched in my history but I can only scratch the surface of this boundless sea of incompetence and delusion.

The salt from some of those is real as well. As if they think the judges would welcome them wasting everyone's time with their uberleet dance steps and mad vocal skilz.







This honorable mention goes to the Jolly Cat, no stranger to the KF fam. Note that this is hosted on his own channel because..... reasons?

 

Terrible performance and the arrogance on display here is just appalling.

 

The OG:

 

I like how his feet don't move a single inch during his dance at least he shows you can be a total failure at a performance and not be an asshole to the judges afterwards...

 

What about school talent shows? Tim "T-Dub" Wallace is legendary:


His notoriety eventually spawned the greatest rap about Super Mario ever recorded:

 

If only she had shut her mouth after her performance

 

That mad scientist really went off the rails after his Human Centipede died.

 

At least the Bulletball guy managed to find some success later on, if only for specific reasons.
https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopl...e_guy_who_made_bullet_ball_actually_did_find/

 

That's kinda heartwarming, actually. Glad to see he's better off now.

 

I guess it comes down to how you reinvent the wheel.

 

Holy shit did that guy just clone a duck???

 

This actually relieves me a lot - not that his game deserves it but just that I could see the guy talking to the judges as if he was talking to his wife and it was both cringe to the extreme and disheartening. Wife: "you've put 27 years into this, it's not OK". Guy: "you don't understand!". Guy had some serious emotional trauma or mental issue and Bulletball became the sole expression of whatever it was.

Today I saw a man possessed by a demon, that taketh away everything he had. That demon was called BULLETBALL.

I wanted to find this one for the OP but either wasn't on my YT watch history or I didn't bother looking far enough! Good catch!

 

Because it can always get worse

 

Here's my favorite:

 

I can't believe no one's posted this yet

 

So talented