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Songs you should never have sex to

Discussion in 'Music' started by Fialovy, Sep 30, 2022.

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  1. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

    This is inspired by this story on Reddit where this guy spilled his spaghetti and was banging his girlfriend to a really bad song for 2 years and thrusting to the beat. It became a huge meme on Tiktok and what not

    Here is the song in question:



    Which asks the question, what other songs should you not have sex to?
     
    Fialovy, Sep 30, 2022
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  2. The Ref

    The Ref Maintaining the order of the game

    Literally any song by Raffi lol.
     
    The Ref, Sep 30, 2022
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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    "Cbat" sounds like an alien song.

    also this thread is very w'at :confused:
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 12, 2022
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  4. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    I feel like this is a subject that half of the users here aren't going to have to worry about.
     
    Cyan, Oct 12, 2022
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  5. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

    I mean, even if you will never have sex, you could probably still know what is and isn't a good song. Besides, it is hypothetical
     
    Fialovy, Oct 12, 2022
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?


    "It's better than cbat I guess... - Ironmouse"
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 12, 2022
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  7. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

    Reminds me of how there was this parody to A Whole New World called A Whole Nude World that was going around when I was in middle school
     
    Fialovy, Oct 12, 2022
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  8. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

     
    Wordsworth, Oct 12, 2022
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  9. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance


    First thing that came to mind - though the music video would beg to differ.
     
    Judgesaturn507, Oct 12, 2022
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  10. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    Ma'am, who do you think you're talking to?

    Anyways, I wouldn't boink to this.
     
    Cyan, Oct 12, 2022
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    A battle theme from an RPG?


    "Chrono Trigger - Battle Theme (Orchestral Remix)"
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 12, 2022
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  12. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

    After viewing the YouTube channel with all the sitcom intros uploaded, some sick part of me wonders what doing the deed to the Frasier theme would sound like.
     
    Judgesaturn507, Oct 14, 2022
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  13. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!


    Hopefully I don't have to explain why.
     
    Ms. Mowz, Oct 23, 2022
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  14. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

    Jeffrey Epstein has entered the chat
     
    Judgesaturn507, Oct 23, 2022
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  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?


    "Radio Free Zerg Music StarCraft Remastered - OST Official Soundtrack SC1"
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 23, 2022
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  16. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

     
    Ms. Mowz, Oct 24, 2022
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  17. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Oct 24, 2022
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Also there's the WarCraft 2 equivalent: "I'm A Medieval Man".

    (can't find an official release of the song on YT)
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 24, 2022
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  19. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

     
    Fialovy, Oct 25, 2022
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  20. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR


    "Pound My Tom Tom"
     
    Wordsworth, Nov 5, 2022
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