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Chris Hate Thread 2017

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by NotAriel, Jan 25, 2017.

  1. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    I want to beat Chris to death and then mix his blood into my Fanta.
     
  2. Sick Old Schizo

    Sick Old Schizo Ooh, the poor duck.

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    Chris needs to be rolled down a long hill flank in a barrel with inward-facing spikes, then disposed of by planting said barrel on a heap of gunpowder and lighting that using a flamethrower.
     
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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It may be funny if CWC were to misplace a LEGO® piece he really needs. And not be able to find it all day.
     
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  4. Abstract Daddy

    Abstract Daddy mum question God when I was born

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    AHHH! This thread has the old Kiwi Farms smell I remember. Like a fine aged mighty wing coated in moldy watermelon.
     
  5. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    I don't like Chris.
     
  6. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    But does it have more layers of irony?
     
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  7. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia The Poster Formerly Known As Mrs Paul

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    The way he and Barb treat their pets pisses me off royally.
     
  8. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

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    A Million Ways to Die in the West-on Household
     
  9. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I have a folder of old KF shit on my computer. Enjoy the A-Loggy antics of slep/I Want Cake/ a bunch of other usernames.

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  10. The Great Chandler

    The Great Chandler Follow the [Lovequest]

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    But even as we grasp our victory, there is a cancer. An evil tumor, growing, spreading in our midst! Shout! SHOUT! SHOUT OUT HIS NAME!
     
  11. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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  12. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    As an overweight autistic 30 something who still lives with mom, is transgender, likes MLP and Sonic, rarely showers, and hits on any young lady within a 40 foot radius, I feel like Chris gives people like me a bad name.
     
  13. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    What´s with the title of this thread anyways? Does it mean we'll have to make another one when this year ends and this one keeps getting intelligent, insightful responses on a daily basis?
     
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  14. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    I want to throw pennies at Chris and yell "SONIC IS DEAD" while someone records his screams and crying.
     
  15. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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  16. Member 72

    Member 72 The Mysterious 72 (and Chat Lurker)

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    I hope Chris gets raped and murdered in prison.
     
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  17. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    Not necessarily in that order.
     
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  18. Member 72

    Member 72 The Mysterious 72 (and Chat Lurker)

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    Does it matter in the first place?
     
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  19. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    I don't like Chris because he's worse for women's rights than Bill Clinton and Little Bill (Bill's Penis).

    Lol, my reason is valid :barbage:
     
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  20. The Great Chandler

    The Great Chandler Follow the [Lovequest]

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    2 Minutes Hate on Chris Chan
    "CHRIS CHAN! I HATE YOU! LONG LIVE A-LOG!"