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Does anyone have an archive of Johan's sextape?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by keksz, Jan 26, 2017.

  1. keksz

    keksz Verified nobody

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    For anyone who doesn't know what Johan I'm talking about https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Johan

    So I was just browsing through some articles on the wiki and I noticed that with lolcow.wiki now gone a lot of the video archives we had are now broken. Some stuff is on YouTube but the site has also been known to remove videos - Johan's was one of them. There's been at least one case of an entire account of CWC videos being removed from YouTube so I'm making a few mirrors right now on another site, of those videos I think are more likely to be targeted by YouTube safe space protocol.

    Johan's is an obvious target because I imagine it was pretty much NSFW. If anyone has an archive please send it my way so I can mirror it properly. The wiki page I mention above has no working link to the video, let's try to fix that fam :cool:

    I'm totally a certified Christorian and I'm not just trying to fap to cwc p0rn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    EDIT if you happen to have a copy of the video you can just mirror it yourself too - if you can't / won't for whatever reason, I'll be happy to do it for you though.
     
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  2. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    This thread IS STRAIGHT, god damn it! Heterosexual!
     
  4. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

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    Totally forgot about that guy til now.
     
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  5. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I really shouldn't have skimmed OP and clicked the link without paying attention.
     
  6. JULAY

    JULAY Active Member

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    I have a copy of the CWCVille Library from September 2013. If there's anything missing from before that, odds are I have it, so let me know if you need anything from that era.
     
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    Robotic Richard Simmons Well-Known Member

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    Despite having an acceptable body, Johan admittedly does look like he has a couple of STDs.
     
  8. JimmyCox

    JimmyCox Well-Known Member

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    That whole time just seemed like a series of Sagas that just started to get traction but never went anywhere.
     
  9. keksz

    keksz Verified nobody

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    Can't open it. Could you maybe send it to me at [email protected] ? I'm not sure if this is a rickrolling type of prank or the real thing :D but if it's the real thing, you sir or madam make me so fucking proud of this community, no joke!

    Let me turn that around on you: do you think any of the videos you have there are important enough to merit another mirror in case YouTube and other sites cut them down from the Internet with a lumberjack's axe? If so send them to the email above and I'll mirror them on Goblin Refuge.

    Well, at least this mini-saga got us Julay 2.0. If that's not an achievement for recent-years Christory, i don't know what is....
     
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  10. JimmyCox

    JimmyCox Well-Known Member

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    I definitely understand that. It's just that it never seemed to have any sort of long game to it. It also got us the helicopter sex position.
     
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  11. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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  12. JULAY

    JULAY Active Member

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    Dude, there are like 650 videos in the folder... I don't even know what all is in there, I did a mirror of the old Youtube channel just in case it ever got pulled, which did end up happening. Is there a list of videos that are missing from the CWCki?

    I guess I could make a torrent or something if you want to grab all 7.5 gigs
     
  13. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    Rates "feels."
     
  14. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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    Johan was Skyraider--that's how he got the officer Kimmi doll
     
  15. JSGOTI

    JSGOTI Just some guy on the internet

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    I'm not sure if there's a LIST of videos that are missing from the CWCki, but I'm in the process of replacing as many of the broken videos as I can find with my own archive that I've been cultivating and putting together over the past month or so. It's currently at ~620 videos, organized chronologically and its finally at the point that I can start on putting thing back together.

    So far, I've managed to find a dozen or so videos that didn't exist on any of the 'current' archive channels, so hopefully the channel I'm putting together will be the most complete archive resource available by the time I'm finished with it.

    But, my question to you is do you have the Jason Retrospective series of videos?
    I never went out of my way for some of the more outlying content, and at this point I'm kicking myself in the ass for it because nothing is too minor for it.
     
  16. JULAY

    JULAY Active Member

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    What exactly do you mean by "Jason Retrospective" videos? I'm not sure I'm familiar with them.
     
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