YT 5/3 - shirt update, political commentary

I wonder, when they said 'beyond help', did they mean Fatty or the shirt?

 

The latter when he showed them the garment abomination, the former when the door had closed behind chris.

 

In all seriousness, I wonder what the people who live in the same area as Chris, who go to the same stores and restaurants, think of him. Out of curiosity one time I started looking at reviews left by people of places that Chris frequents, and it was kind of amusing how they would refer to him as 'you-know-who' or 'that guy'. It makes me wonder if living near Chris exposes them to enough of his weirdness that they basically tolerate him, or outright ignore him and hope he goes away. So, when he walked into the tailors and cleaners with the shirt they would have been like "No Chris, we can't restore that shirt," with complete disinterest, wanting him to leave as quickly as possible without making a scene.

 

Knowing weens...

 

We said the same thing about the totem.

 

A $20,000 dollar shirt gets repaired with a stitch job worth, what, $25? So not only does Christine fail at pricing, but she fails at living up to self-set standards.

>They had called it "Beyond Help"
My headcanon was that the cleaners were actually talking about Christine herself.

 

My headcanon has more to do with the second image. I think that they were referring to Christine with the second question of "Is that the original" as is "Is that the original Chris-Chan?"

See, I believe that Chris-Chan was replaced by aliens a while ago in a plot to take over the world. Or, alternatively, the real Chris-Chan actually died at some point and Null decided that, rather than allow the ride to end, he would take over all of Chris-Chan's social media accounts and pay an actor to record any videos that needed to be recorded, and make public appearances as Chris (the macing incident).

So, the Chris in this video who is sewing a lousy shirt, is actually a paid actor. The shirt is also a fake shirt.

It all makes so much sense now.

 

Holy shit, it looks like a crusty re-usable diaper. This is everything.

 

got to love how Chris signed the shirt Christine W. Chandler complete with the stupid heart above the i. An honest to god bidder on the shirt is going to be a fan of Cis Chris and his antics more than "Christine."

 

Also gotta love the way the ink bled into the fabric.

 

Bob wanted to teach Chris geography but just listed off names and assumed Chris wasn't as exceptional as he really is

 

Sad. You'd think he'd have a map or globe handy in those situations.

 

I may be wrong about this and forgive me if I am, but...

God dammit, you know his fat lazy ass didn't get up and go anywhere or ask anyone.

Multiple cleaners and tailors my ass.

 

I think the thought of actually getting 25k motivated him...to ask ONE tailor.

 

He might have. The car does the work of getting him there and he has a disability placard that lets him park in handicap spots. He also goes out, like to a card game shop once a week or so, to buy groceries, or to attend LGBT events at UVA. He could've stopped by some cleaners/taliors on his way to those places.

 

WTF seriously? Why??? It's not like his condition makes it any more difficult for him to move, which is the whole point of handicap parking spots.

 

Virginia apperantly hands it out to autistic people.