03-01-17 Chris fights like a girl

Can't tell if its his poor lighting choice or if he has stubble on.

really ruins the tom girl look.

 

Unwashed up hippie, then.

 

Chris's face always belonged on a poster... a pro-abortion poster.

 

When we rise STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!

 

It's got something to do with a miniseries on ABC about gay rights. Does Fatty think he's some kind of activist now?

 

ISIS believes that if you're killed by a woman you go straight to Hell. No virgins, no paradise, no nothing because death at the hands of a woman is apparently the most disgraceful/dishonorable thing that can ever happen to a man. So there are rogue groups of women - often from areas that have been overrun by ISIS - who train to be snipers and then go out and start picking off terrorists. And ISIS is terrified of them. If they learn that a female sniper is on the battlefield fighting against them then the jihadists either won't fight or run away because death at the hands of a woman is their worst fear.

That's what it means to fight like a girl. Chris would probably shit himself and do nothing.

 

Oh, I am well aware. Power Level: I am both a target shooter and an archer, long before fandom made that "popular" and I drive a truck like a race car. I thought "Mad Max: Fury Road" was a just a really great Public Service Announcement with awesome music! Chris would only be in the way. (refer back to the marvelous poster who linked the "Chun LI" vid, it's a hoot) Plus he's not a girl, he IS still a "mutual consent no money changed hands" virgin though. He can await them in Valhalla or wherever ISIS goes to get "witnessed". Rusty and Dull, Pristine, Rusty and Dull ....

 

The only thing rising is his cholesterol.

 

Eh... most washed out hippies at least look like they've gone outside, gotten some sun, maybe have some stories left stored up in their acid caked mind.

Chris looks more like the stereotypical homebody dumpling-given-to-life whose greatest addition to society is posting Minions pic in their Facebook feed and whose most exciting time of their life was taking a four-day vacation to Phoenix.

Plus side though (albeit it might just be the light in the pic) - at least it looks like he finally washed the Muppet blood out of his hair. So... that's something.

 

Moe likely he just didn't bother with taking care of the coloring when it started to fade. Nature is undoing the folly of Chris.

 

Every so often I feel the to tell you how much we all adore you.