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Phil gets a female birth certificate

Discussion in 'ADF (Phillip Haskins DeLici)' started by Princess Celestia, Apr 4, 2017.

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  1. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    Phil posted to let us know (in the form of an image) that he has a new birth certificate in New Jersey that recognizes him as a female.
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    In the comments he celebrates 1 year of having his balls removed.
     
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    Princess Celestia, Apr 4, 2017
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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    While ADF MAY have received a new birth certificate, I'm still highly skeptical of the claim that balls were removed.
     
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    ToroidalBoat, Apr 4, 2017
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  3. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    Well here is the proof in all its blurry glory
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    Princess Celestia, Apr 5, 2017
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  4. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

    I thought Mike Pence was going to string puppet the orange shit-gibbon into preventing this kind of deception with public records?

    It's like this new government administration can't do shit and the shit they even attempt to do they can't do anything close to right or something . . .
     
    Very Honest Content, Apr 5, 2017
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  5. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Phil will always be Phil no matter what gender he says he is.
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 6, 2017
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  6. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    What the hell did he take that pic with, a flip phone? Still, plenty of opportunity for Photoshop shenanigans.
     
    Hellblazer, Apr 6, 2017
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    With ADF, using the insisted upon special snowflake name (Isabel, "Izzy Hell," etc) or using preferred pronouns can reinforce lies and delusions about pretend identity, and can provide asspats so thirsted for.

    Conversely, using the name Phil, male pronouns, or stating the truth that ADF is white and non-Hispanic is the easiest way to provoke "Prickly-Wicklies." Once ADF posted screencaps of the Farms and censored any instance of "Phil" with birds and pizza icons.
     
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    ToroidalBoat, Apr 6, 2017
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  8. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Wow, he really is a budget Chris...
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 7, 2017
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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    ADF likes to make up "bigger and better" counterparts to CWCisms too. Like "battleship" to "tugboat." ADF doesn't use the term "Prickly-Wicklies" though.

    Another thing ADF is fond of is boasting the greatness of claimed mental prowess over other mentally impaired people. Like bragging about being in possession of "a Saudi Arabia" of spoons* or being able to invent a fictional country much bigger than CWCville.

    *(spoon is an analogy of how much energy one has to cope and is used by people with mental disabilities)
     
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    ToroidalBoat, Apr 7, 2017
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  10. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

    what a potato
     
    Vexing Devil, Apr 19, 2017
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  11. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    Pics of your social security card or it didn't happen
     
    Pibot, Apr 19, 2017
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  12. Adamska

    Adamska Well-Known Member

    I seem to remember we deemed that it was probably as fake as his orchi papers. Not that it matters since no one outside of his facebook brigade bothers with his gender play.
     
    Adamska, Apr 28, 2017
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