It is probably the combination of thinking to hard and constipation taking effect.
The hand that did the punching would get stuck, the offender would be covered in chris vomit and tears. And then the farms would go ballistic and...
He probably couldn't see the light through the food, grease and questionable stains on the dashboard.
My GOD... You Magnificent BASTARD!
It is called escapism. Putting your worries away for a time to enjoy something.
In the case of chris, it is his worries, responsibility, adult...
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