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01/25/17 Chris Mourns a Gay Icon, Praises God, Then Claims to Believe in Reincarnation

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by catparty, Jan 26, 2017.

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  1. catparty

    catparty Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    catparty, Jan 26, 2017
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  2. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

    I hope she comes back as an electric hedgehog just to spite chris
     
    ShinyMetalAss, Jan 26, 2017
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  3. muh_moobs

    muh_moobs Active Member

    What if she was reincarnated as Chris' next Kimmy doll?
     
    muh_moobs, Jan 26, 2017
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  4. Boundless Emotion

    Boundless Emotion EXCITED!!!!!!!!!

    That's just Hell because that would be eternal torture.
     
    Boundless Emotion, Jan 26, 2017
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  5. Robotic Richard Simmons

    Robotic Richard Simmons Well-Known Member

    Well I'm glad Chris believes in reincarnation, because he'll most likely come back as a fucking zoo animal that gets shot when some black baby falls into his pen.
     
    Robotic Richard Simmons, Jan 26, 2017
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    By "next life," CWC could mean Heaven or the afterlife in general, not necessarily reincarnation. According to CWC, the possibilities after death are Heaven, hell, limbo (despite CWC not being Catholic), or reincarnation.

    Also, "modern sassy women."
     
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    ToroidalBoat, Jan 26, 2017
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  7. Ghost Nappa

    Ghost Nappa hilariously derailing one-liner

    We seriously need an optimistic rating
     
    Ghost Nappa, Jan 26, 2017
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  8. ASoulMan

    ASoulMan The Lasaga Master/Booty Warrior

    So #DicksOutForCWC?
     
    ASoulMan, Jan 26, 2017
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  9. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

    Cloud Atlas Ass-log
     
    Apocalypso, Jan 26, 2017
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  10. JULAY

    JULAY Active Member

    Apparently the manbaby's understanding of death has improved since he told Billy Mays to "come back soon".

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    JULAY, Jan 26, 2017
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  11. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

    Mary Tyler Moore was the idealized Barbra Chandler Chris never really had in a lot of ways.

    But she was still a little before his time so I'm slightly surprised this warrants a Chris-morium FB post.
     
    Very Honest Content, Jan 26, 2017
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  12. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Don't call anybody

    If Sonichu is anything to go by, Mary Tyler Moore could well be receiving welfare in CWCville, along with Patti.
     
    Scarecrow, Jan 26, 2017
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    hm yeah and Trilby like this.
  13. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

    From the same man that bought us, "I like dykes, dykes, and uh..China".
     
    Mariposa Electrique, Jan 26, 2017
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  14. Windows OS

    Windows OS Well-Known Member

    Well, one of Chris's classic attributes is liking classic TV shows. He included references to I Love Lucy and Gilligan's Island in Sonichu. He also named two of his cats Lucy and Desi for Pete's sake. So, it's not surprising that he also likes The Mary Tyler Moore Show and The Dick Van Dyke Show.
     
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    Windows OS, Jan 26, 2017
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  15. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

    Somewhat off-topic, but of all the things people ragged on Chris for, I've never understood harping on his fondness for older media. You could fault him for its improbable chances of connecting with Sonichu's ostensible youth demographic, sure, but the liking it in and of itself was harmless.
     
    Henry Bemis, Jan 26, 2017
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  16. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

    He was also inspired by Moore's hairstyle when he first went Tomgirl.
     
    Hurtful Truth Level, Jan 26, 2017
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  17. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

    She is reincarnated as a Trump supporter.
     
    PigaDgrifm, Jan 26, 2017
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  18. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    His Hairline Didn't Make It Afterall
     
    Mariposa Electrique, Jan 26, 2017
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  19. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

    CWC is surprisingly conversant with old-timey TV shows, thanks to the fact that Barb watches them all the time.
     
    Skeletor, Jan 26, 2017
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  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Like @Skeletor said, it's probably because CWC has no social life with peers and is stuck in 14BLC all day with elderly parent(s) and shows they like(d), and how CWC thinks all the young people of today enjoy them too.
     
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    ToroidalBoat, Jan 26, 2017
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